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Dick and Dom In Da Bungalow

1. a children's television programme on the BBC.

2. safe anal sex. Origin: contraception by means of using a dom. Thus creating a barrier between dick and bunghole (similar to 'bungalow') for sexual gratification and to prevent STDs.
husband: "oi, rib! fancy a shag?"

wife: "not at the moment love - It's that time of the month again."

husband: "no problem. Turn off the tele. It's time for dick & dom in da bungalow!"
by Ronny St Papps January 3, 2005
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Sick in the Dick

An adjective used to express something that is extremely impressive, awesome, breathtaking, magnificent, staggering or wonderful. When something truly exceeds your expectations.

Like the word sick, the phrase Sick in the Dick is used to add that extra bit of emphasis.

Can also be abbreviated to the initialism SITD.
Did you see that GT4 RS drive by? It's Sick in the Dick!
Wow, that new Drake track is so sick, it's SITD!
by Semi-Lucent May 30, 2018
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Pain in the dick

1. When someone or something pisses you off. Like a pain in the ass but worse.

2. When something may cause your dick much pain.
1. "Cheryl, stop being such a pain in the dick."

2. Duffman- "Ya'll hear about suzie?"
Burnsy- "No what?"
Duffman- "I've heard she has vaginal teeth."
Burnsy- "What a pain in the dick."
by Young Burnsy January 26, 2010
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Pain in my Dick

A female that continues to nag and complain even after all avenues and attempts at resolution are reached.

An attempt to end an argument by associating yourself with the problem and by not call a woman a derogatory name or phrase.
Woman: nag, nag nag nag, nag, nag nag nag.

Man: Yes, maybe, ok, no, sorry, right.

Woman: nag, nag, nag, nag nag nag, nag nag, nag.

Man: You are a pain in my dick.

or

Man: I have a pain in my dick
by mufalleto March 18, 2011
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Kick in the dick

1.) A disappointment
2.) What happens to a man because:
-He's being an arrogant bastard
-His girlfriend/wife probably needed to control him
-His girlfriend/wife was probably a sadistic bitch who wanted to see him in pain so she could laugh at him hysterically
1.) I got the score for my finals back. They were a kick in the dick; I totally failed...
2.) Jennie kicked Claude in the dick because he was an arrogant bastard... and she was a sadistic bitch and just wanted a cheap, shallow thrill.
by mrdonn October 14, 2011
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throat punch in the dick

An attack that involves a throat punch that is delivered to the dick instead of the throat. It's so deadly and incomprehensible to normal humans that you can't even understand it.
Person 1: Dude where's Keith? I haven't seen him in a week.

Person 2:He got a throat punch in the dick, he'll be in the hospital for a while, he needs ball replacement surgery.

Person 1:Dude that sucks.
by FancyCharizard December 13, 2014
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Shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

When someone suggests you stop or start doing something absolutely ridiculous that will affect something important to you, like your swag, your family or your life
Jack: Hey Joe, what are you giving up for lent?
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive
by Oh my my July 2, 2015
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