dropping a deuce

Instead of doing the #1 (to take a piss), doing the #2, hence the "duece".

Your mom's potato salad was fantastic! Now I feel like dropping a deuce.

by arvsft June 1, 2006

dropping a deuce

The act of taking a dump

Hey bro, I was just "dropping a deuce". So if you value life put a gas mask on.

by Bob Is Boss November 19, 2013

dual deucing

when two mobIle solution employess go and drop a deuce together in the mall while racing and trash the bathroom

justin and rami were dual deucing at 3 oclock

by yzmur May 22, 2004

deuce air

When your trying to drop a deuce, but all that comes out is air.

Use in place of "i farted"

Whats that smell?

I dropped some deuce air!

by Lady deuce dropper August 7, 2017

Beat the deuce

Prison slang. The act of getting to meal trays when only allowed one.

(Cafeteria setting)Bro, ain't no guards in here! Ima bout to beat the deuce!

by Howard_HUZE January 5, 2018

Doggie Deuce

A waste product from a dog's digestive tract expelled through the anus or cloaca during a process called defecation.

Guy 1: I really hate the old lady up the street so I let Rover drop a doggie deuce in her front yard, daily.
Guy 2: That's just wrong.

by ToBlacktoStrong August 31, 2012

Baked Deuce

To get high while taking a shit.

Matt is notorious for leaving a stench in the bathroom when he takes a baked deuce.

by Randy Felcher June 19, 2011