design sprint

When trying to solve a software/UX design problem you sit in a room for 5 days with your asshole coworkers and jerk each other off with fake data you’ve collected from coworkers not on the design sprint team. This leads to making product decisions that affect your entire company - but, even if nobody likes what "solutions" you've come up with management dictates you implement some of them because you’d rather have something to show for sitting in a room

all week than admit it was just a huge waste of time and shareholder money.

Joey is always excited to run the design sprints because it means yet another week of him not doing any real work and the entire company finding out he is a sham.

by jjshabadoo November 6, 2017

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healthspan design

the application of design theory and practice to prioritize and or optimize for healthspan related outcomes

Unlike traditional design practices, healthspan design specifically supports, prioritizes and or optimizes for an entity's desired healthspan related outcomes.

by MadamEve February 20, 2024

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Designated Carryer

The friend who always has a bag on them and inevitably ends up carrying all of the groups shit.

David: "Hey dude, put this in your bag will ya?"
Sharon: "Oh, can you take this too?"
Paul: "Can you carry this for me as well?"
Mikey: "Why am I always the Designated Carryer?"

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

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CRUD Designer

A digital product designer.

A person asks, "What do you do for a living?"

Another responds, "I'm a CRUD Designer - I digital and build interfaces that create, read, update and delete."

by Blinkfish May 23, 2025

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