Derek

A Derek is the name of a male person, dereks are the type of guys that have secretive sexualized flings both online and in real life. Dereks will pretend to stay friends with their mentally ill ex girlfriends so they can get some ass or something to jack off to when their actual relationships stagnate or become unstable. When you meet a Derek you will know it, they will lie and pretend to be well adjusted people but a smart person can see through a Dereks lies.

"Derek: Ruth I miss you and I still love you, my girlfriend left me again"
"Ruth: Derek I am with someone"
"Derek: Remeber the sex we used to have"
"Ruth: Yeah my husband is much better"

by Randybobany January 30, 2017

Derek

Derek–noun; An unresistable sexy asian kid. He makes bitches go insane.

Girl 1: Omg! Its Derek!!
Girl 2: OMG He looked at me!!!!!!! *Faints*

by DerekIsAnAsain(: April 17, 2011

derdongous

plural form of derdongoid

derdongoid-

1.Person who goes to www.urbandictionary.com to define their first name as cool, awesome, a lady killer, or sexy. But is actually perpetually trying to overcompensate for insecurity issues.

2.dumbass; one who practices the craft of dumbassery.

3.One who describes ones self as original or as an individual, though is a blatant conformist.

The majority of forum/chatroom fodder are nothing more than a society of derdongous.

by frugal joe January 3, 2004

derefining

Re-defining defining refining searches.

What daya think of my attempt at derefining? William NOT Wordsworth, Words NOT Worth, Words NOT WoRds, WO NOT Double You - Oh, I must be inebriated!

by Hercolena Oliver May 12, 2008

dereg

(v.) To "deregister". The reverse process of registering a software or other product.

They deregged my kindle when i sent it in for repairs! Why would they do that?

by someoneElseBesidesHimOrHer May 23, 2009

Derek's Sister Lex

When someone's explanatory preface becomes part of their name. Derek's sister's name is just Lex, but I can't just say, "Lex," I have to say, "Derek's Sister Lex," or else confusion will ensue.

Max: Remember Jacky Chen?
Vivienne: You mean Jack?
Max: No. I mean Jacky Chen.
Vivienne: That's such a Derek's Sister Lex situation.
Max: :3

by SVEN:3 February 2, 2010

Derek

Derek is a person that has a big heart and likes to play fortnite everyday. He also gets all the girls

Mom:get off fortnite
Derek:wait it’s a 1vs1
Mom: fine you better win

by Dhhffjfjfn November 18, 2018