Meme Dealer

A person who sells memes. They're always undercover and will deny that thay are the meme dealer even if its obvious. There are many rumors about this person.

Memes may be free for friends, but you might have to pay for them.

There is usually many memes printed on a page.

Person 1: Did you hear? Brady's getting memes from that Meme Dealer
Person 2: Yeah, we gotta find out who it is.

Person 1: Hopefully we'll get some dank memes from them.

by Boof Poof Noof May 15, 2018

Horny as a red deer

When someone is extremely horny all the time and constantly wants to have sex.

"I can't believe your roommate is at it for the 5th time tonight."
"Yeah, he's horny as a red deer."

by PantsOffLegsOut September 13, 2016

Drug Dealer's Phone

A mobile phone often used by drug dealers because it is cheap, easy to replace and it doesn't attract unnecessary attention to the owner.

Phones such as the Nokia bricks, Samsungs and Alcatel are all regularly used by drug dealers.

Ben gets his nokia 3310 out and sends a text. Andy approaches him.

Andy: Can I get a quarter ounce?
Ben: A quarter ounce What?
Andy: Some weed

Ben: I don't sell drugs.

Andy: But your phone.

Ben: What about it?
Andy: It's a drug dealer's phone.

Ben: What!
Andy: Yeah, only drug dealers use old crappy phones.

Ben: Screw you it's retro!
Andy: Listen man can I please get high.

Ben: I'm not a drug dealer!
Andy: Okay. Do you know anybody?
Ben: Yeah I know a guy.

by Sieffy October 30, 2016

deerection

an erection that occurs after a hunter sees a turdy-point buck on his deer-cam and posts it all over facebook.

"check out this buck on my deer-cam, i got such a deerection when I saw it"

by bigsexy242424 November 13, 2011

Deer Man

A transformative disease due to the cleansing a wound in a contaminated water supply. After infected one obtains the strength of ten thousand ox, a man, a beast, a legend, a Deer Man.

I have to take a pee, but im afraid of Deer Man lurking in the darkness.

by BatMelk November 7, 2012

meme dealer (AKA md)

Meme dealer is a person who makes TABS mods such as Stalingrad 5. He can be found in discord such as Tabs mod center, The bee empire etc. Has a bee profile pic

guy1: wow did you see meme dealer (AKA MD) new mod
guy2: yeah its awesome

by CLUBMASTERSUPREMACY January 1, 2021

deer shit

A strain of weed, made populat by the movie Grandmas Boy, that gets you so high you think you have antlers like a deer.

Take the Frankenstein, the Deer Shit, the Bling, and the Bling Bling; And roll it all into one joint.

by I. Smokeda Goodshit February 24, 2008