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Decompression Nap

When you wake up from a really deep sleep and have to take a nap before you can get up and start your day.

Similar to a deep sea diver stopping on the way up to decompress in order to avoid getting the bends.
"Sorry I'm two hours late to work. I needed a decompression nap this morning"
"I silenced my alarm clock and took a decompression nap"
by Hobojoe1985 February 2, 2020
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Decon

verb- Often used by people within the gaming community as a shortened version for "disconnect."
Gamer 1: "Hey, where did you go?"

Gamer 2: "Sorry, I had to decon because my mom's yelling at me again for forgetting the cat in the microwave."
by Zenniverse March 19, 2020
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Deacon

A whit gay douchebag... He will cheat on you multiple times.. Don't ever trust a deacon cuz he will post about your darkest secrets.. He can't throw it back. Thrusts horribly. Claims he's a child of God but says Nigga every day. Is always horny, don't pick up his phone and open it, it will most likely be porn.
Danielle: Look who's that weird kid?

Freddy: That's Deacon, he's a douchebag.

Danielle: Ohhhh, I heard he cheated on Whitney 10 times last week. What a hoe.
by Bobdabuilder2.0 April 16, 2020
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Deacon

Not as cool as everyone makes him seem
Oh deacon?̶ Yeah he’s alright
by FreakinMarley April 28, 2020
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Deacon

A self entitled douch who talks down to people he doesn't like and always brags about himself and his stuff
Man deacon was being such a show off today

Wow I can't believe deacon talked like that to me
by Ill-ridden May 5, 2020
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deaconet

"the school moved into its deaconet"
by GoldenPal May 20, 2020
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