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bastards degree

The AIAA version of a Bachelor's degree.
by Bastardddd May 23, 2018
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First Degree Manhoodslaughter

A death resulting from the repeated action of beating someone wildly with your penis. The coroner's report usually shows multiple mushroom shaped bruises to the skull region.
Gentleman: Guys, I am getting charged with first degree manhoodslaughter. I may be canned for a number of years.

Friend: What is that?

Gentleman: I accidently killed my girlfriend last month. She wouldn't swallow my load so I started beating her senseless with my man pipe. I stopped too late and now am facing that charge.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017
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i'll rek you 90 degrees

Bending someone over to fuck them really, really hard in the ass.
Xaviar: I'll rek you 90 degrees, m8.
Josh: Yes, daddy.
by LololXXDDD July 7, 2017
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degree

a thing placed like a step in a series; a tier or row.
The rose garden was a riot of color, with blooms cascading down in vibrant degrees from the highest tiers to the ones closest to the path.
by Arminkshipper July 18, 2024
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2nd degree white

A white person that someone else regrettably brought into your life
Karen isn’t my friend, she’s a 2nd degree white.
by coralzoa January 18, 2024
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Degree in the University of Life

Someone with a degree in the university of life is someone who knows a lot of practical stuff, such as life hacks, but not a lot of trivial stuff, such as the capitals of countries or the three Centauri stars.
Sounds like you’ve got a degree in the university of life.”
by Shadownode January 5, 2024
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62-degree Marvin

What you call someone who experiences a noticeable improvement in energy and mood following a change in temperature, from more extreme (hot or cold) to more moderate (a pleasant 62 degrees F).
"Your dad seems like he's in a much better mood since the heat wave broke."
"Yah, he's a 62-degree Marvin."
by 62marvin October 5, 2023
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