The most catastrophic and devastating insult available. Everytime a mortal mentions this forbidden word, the void approaches earth with greater magnitude
Carl: your'e mom gay
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight
world: suffers hideous injuries
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight
world: suffers hideous injuries
by nigglynigel March 12, 2018
Get the Ur dad 2 degrees straightmug. (n) A term used to describe the experience obtained by visiting friends at other colleges for the weekend, usually involving partying and drinking.
Lets go get a weekend degree at San Diego State, my boy has the hookup on parties and a place to stay.
by Joseph ("the god father") December 14, 2009
Get the Weekend Degreemug. by MakeUDGreatAgain February 18, 2021
Get the 20th degree burnmug. Being made airtight with only one penis while the ither two holes are filled with a toy and/or fingers
by anonymous January 26, 2024
Get the airtight 1st degreemug. A tertiary qualification that aims to teach things that one would probably be better off learning outside of a university.
Someone: Hey bro, I want to major in entrepreneurship.
Someone’s friend: That’s a fake degree bro, your professor drives a Fiat Multipla. Why don’t you just start a business instead?
Someone’s friend: That’s a fake degree bro, your professor drives a Fiat Multipla. Why don’t you just start a business instead?
by GEGEEZI July 18, 2024
Get the fake degreemug. Matt: "Dude I so hit that last night."
John: "Didn't she just have her appendix taken out?"
Matt: "Yeah, I totally got my doctors degree"
John: "Didn't she just have her appendix taken out?"
Matt: "Yeah, I totally got my doctors degree"
by Mercedes1108 September 28, 2008
Get the Doctors Degreemug. 