The Dane

crown apple and apple juice in a sippy cup

I really want The Dane right now.

by pooposaurous September 23, 2022

Dane

Dane is the most funniest friend in the friend group and has the largest cock of all time.Dane is also the most shortest kid ever.

Lady:how is your day. Dane:It would be better if you were in it.

by Big69master May 21, 2022

Dane Fu

Similar to how Kung Fu is a fight until one wins, but instead it’s just getting fucked violently until you cum

For Nurses Week I’m passing on the free cookie and instead taking the regular fun to Dane Fu

by TheDick-tator May 1, 2024

dane

Dane is not a hit rapper and artist. He ventures down the halls being not hit and not rapper and not artist. Sigh.

Ted: WOAH IS THAT HIT RAPPER AND ARTIST
Dane: I'm not, I'm actually a lobstered buffalo from alabama. ,mmmmm, meerkats.

by squares pears am i right? September 11, 2023

Dane

A person who has no sexual appeal, cannot attract a human and wanks to cows; also known as the fucker of goats. xd

The girl ran away as soon as she saw Dane and the goat was the last one standing.

by ayogetrunning March 5, 2022

Dane

A type of person to push you into things you know you shouldn’t because it fuels there testosterone levels. Giving them what they want only increases there power

“Jesus that one guy would not leave me alone at the bar!”
“I know right, what a dane.”

by freakomode February 5, 2020

Mountain Dane

A person from Norway.

Oh look! A bunch of mountain danes!

by Mathias K. May 25, 2018