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damn onions

A popular term often used on social media in response to a sentimental, sappy, or emotionally-charged video or meme that makes you "tear-up". It's a metaphor referring to how your eyes water when you're cutting onions. The phrase is used by the poster as a means of deflecting or "saving face" from admitting they were emotionally affected to the point of tears welling in their eyes from what they just saw or read.
VIDEO POSTED ON FACEBOOK: (Something with a kitten getting rescued from a house fire by a firefighter that gives it oxygen and revives it. Then, the firefighter unites it with the ecstatic little girl it belongs to.)

SOMEONE AFTER VIEWING THE VIDEO: Just watched this video and my eyes started tearing up from those damn onions again!
by Hextraordinary13 February 6, 2017
mugGet the damn onionsmug.

Hot Damn

Hot Damn is a red cinnamon schnapps made by De Kuyper. It is available in 80 and 100 proof (40 and 50 percent ABV).
Hot Damn is an ingredient of the Bleeding Snatch.
by KingTT February 5, 2004
mugGet the Hot Damnmug.

damn negus

Omg those damn negus stole my sandwich.
by b-rad09 August 15, 2008
mugGet the damn negusmug.

mother damn

A poorly constructed curse word from the movie 'I, Robot.'
"Mother damn! She just shot at you with her eyes closed!"
by mayebomb June 10, 2005
mugGet the mother damnmug.

Dental Damn

When a person has such bad teeth that it invokes a strong response.
"Dental Damn! That chic has a ganked up grill!"
by BrewerSam June 10, 2013
mugGet the Dental Damnmug.

Damn, Daniel

A fucking retarded meme where a guy says "damn Daniel" to his stylish friend Daniel. Hopefully dies out because it's a stupid inside joke that got famous for no reason whatsoever.
by siriuslyblxck August 19, 2016
mugGet the Damn, Danielmug.

G-damn

saying God damn without God...instead replacing God with G pronounced as "gee".
G-damn this is the fourth time i took a shit today !
by hotd1zzle December 6, 2010
mugGet the G-damnmug.

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