Quantum Caring

When you feel bad for someone, but at the same time you couldn't care less about it.

Oh man, I was talking with this completely stupid mother. She asked me: "Would you know how she could make my four year old kid eat spinach?"

I told her: "Sure, just take a basic sope bar, without parfum or any other bad ingrediants. Cut the sope into smaller pieces and garnish it on a delicious sandwich. That he must eat. Afterwards he will like spinach."

And she actually believed me. But unfortunately for the kid, it had his stomach pumped out for eating too much sope. I was quantum caring about this situation.

by DonglebeeBooboo Hard1 February 4, 2015

Terminal Cringe

The unfortunate state you are in when you suddenly remember awkward,cringe things you did in the past,usually from teenage years

Poor Joe just suddenly got hit randomly by this childhood memory,he's in the terminal cringe state now

by Lokizeinvisible July 9, 2016

Grammar Cringe

When you see grammatical errors in a post and can't do anything to fix it. The cringe is worse if it is someone you respect or would feel bad to correct, or something that you like or agree with. It's like a booger hanging out of your best friend's nose but not being able to let them know.

I couldn't help but grammar cringe after reading my English teacher's post about her grandmother dying, because it had so many misspelled words and improper punctuation.

by Bholla2384 November 20, 2016

Spicy Cringe

A cringe that is exceptionally painful.

HOO BOY, that was a SPICY cringe.

by Bibbledip December 30, 2016

contact cringe

The automatic biological response to cringe away from any sort of human contact. Prominently found in the introvert strand of the homo sapien species.

"Dude It was just a pat on the back, what's with the contact cringe?"

by IDCC May 7, 2017

selective caring

When a group of popular kids exclude unpopular kids from their caring/attention.

Bro, Jason's such a faggot. I think he and the other popular kids have selective caring.

by Neas_Rebel November 6, 2017

Dank Cringe

Why will you search this up its not a real word unless something happend

You're a Dank Cringe.

by Gotteloveanime1 November 17, 2017