Water cupping

When you ask a cashier at a fast food restaurant for a water cup, then fill it with soda.

Person 1: Man I ain't about to pay five dollars for soda! I'm gonna go water cupping

Person 2: Go for it, I'll distract the cashier.

by The real_Donald Trump October 6, 2015

plant cumming

A procedure carried out by vegans when the host releases his "seed" onto a plant species of any type which does include trees but not to be confused with tree hugging. The procedure is viewed as a way of reproduction by the religion of veganism. Once the procedure has ended, the host chants a speech of creating the "plantant", a superior gender and specie that will eventually outgrow the population of humans and take the planet and rid it of all that is seen as a sin in the eyes of veganism. Unfortunately, the plant doesn't survive once the load has dropped and it has an overdose of hormones. Theoretically, the planet should have some sort of reaction to the hormones. Trees are rarely used in this procedure.

"Yeah yeah my mate vegan Jim did a tad bit of plant cumming the other day but he died of exposure before the police could beat him to death from public nudity"

by Djduff November 1, 2017

Bush Camping

something only real niggas and gods do. no one can outsmart these people they are god

Guy 1: Bush camping is for gods
Guy 2: Indeed

by KevOnTheBus May 1, 2019

Cupping

The act of cupping one's hands together below one's chin and whisper-yelling the phrase "Cup, Cup, Sir Cup" over and over into one's cupped hands. As a result of completing the task correctly, one shall find that a small tea cup has appeared in the cupped hands. This small tea cup will then tell one a nursery rhyme. Such nursery rhyme shall depict a tube of crescent rolls, which inflate to make an indigo nugget. But this shall only occur, lest the task be maneuvered completely and ultimately correctly. Beware, mutations have been reported upon the first rest after said nursery rhyme.

Hey man, wanna go Cupping tonight?

by Paymasta March 20, 2013

The Cumming Train

Before You Orgasm, Ask your partner if she hears the train cumming, she'll reply "no"?, when she says this you pull out your dick and turn her head to the side and cum in her ear and scream in the ear full of cum, Can you hear it cumming now.

I was fucking my girl yesterday, and i made her hear the cumming train

by lilwhiteguyfromdelaware February 27, 2009

Camping Out

Sitting by a computer to order a ticket for a movie online that will quickly sell out.

I am camping out with Lauren for the 3:55pm showing of Harry Potter.

by livecomputers July 11, 2011

e.e. cummings

The best porno name ever.

by Kevin March 26, 2003