1. A shortened version of come, used in internet chatrooms and instant messaging by sluts who want attention from men and dumb nerds who don’t realize what it means.
2. Fluid excreted by sex organs at point of orgasm.
2. Fluid excreted by sex organs at point of orgasm.
by deftw345wr3wretwfffqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm May 8, 2005

by LatinoMan February 27, 2003

by returnfrom86 August 27, 2005

You: "Alexa, how many cu ft. is one cum?"
Alexa: "1 cum = 35.32 cu ft."
Guy 1: "Here I cum!"
Guy 2: "You spelled it wrong. It's 'come.'"
Guy 1: "Spelling doesn't matter since we're saying all this.
Guy 2: "Oh yeah."
Alexa: "1 cum = 35.32 cu ft."
Guy 1: "Here I cum!"
Guy 2: "You spelled it wrong. It's 'come.'"
Guy 1: "Spelling doesn't matter since we're saying all this.
Guy 2: "Oh yeah."
by PixelatedMike October 16, 2018

cum (cûm) n.
1. male ejeculation including a mixture of sperm and supporting semin fluid
2. to trigger a horomonal action causing the release of the above fluid
3. a word used to describe unknown white particles found in random areas ie. dandruff, tartar sauce, cheese
1. male ejeculation including a mixture of sperm and supporting semin fluid
2. to trigger a horomonal action causing the release of the above fluid
3. a word used to describe unknown white particles found in random areas ie. dandruff, tartar sauce, cheese
1. There is cum in your pussy after you have normal sex.
2. He cums in your pussy during normal sex.
3. You've had too much fun. You have loads of cum in your hair.
2. He cums in your pussy during normal sex.
3. You've had too much fun. You have loads of cum in your hair.
by Nurd February 16, 2004

by bayix June 27, 2018
