by Sheldon Weiner May 29, 2019
Get the Cucumber Strategymug. The act of going to rehab, stealing UV lights from a nearby greenhouse, planting a cucumber in a shoe under your bed and growing it until it is a decent size to be used as a dildo for your anus. Make sure while your dildalate, you are in the shower. Using while in your room is an act of exibitionism because you are in rehab and therefore have no privacy. To get the full effect, rename yourself “Cody”.
Probation officer #1: “God, he’s been in there FOREVER! What could a boy be doing in there?”
P.O. #2: “If i didn’t know any better, I’d say he’s pulling a ‘Cody’s Cucumber’.”
P.O. #2: “If i didn’t know any better, I’d say he’s pulling a ‘Cody’s Cucumber’.”
by 6millionjews November 29, 2020
Get the Cody’s cucumbermug. 
by Who-bob-what-penis July 15, 2018
Get the Cucumber lovemug. 
When you take a big long turd let it dry out and harden then hollow it out and fill it with cum and fuck it until it breaks.
by Sam_FATz February 27, 2024
Get the Sea Cucumbermug. Unless your making pickles, cucumbers are not crucial so this is a saying when you declare something as not necessary.
As Mary was getting ready for her job interview, she realized that she had neglected to brush up on her Spanish. As this job required no language other than French, she calmed herself and realized her concerns were as crucial as cucumbers.
by von groovy August 9, 2024
Get the as crucial as cucumbersmug.