Noun; When one is to jerk of in the sun and leaves the semen dribbled on ones penis. One would then proceed to sunbathe, allowing the semen to shrivel and dry.
The crispy flaky results are known as Crunchy love flakes
One can then go on to eat the flakes if one so desires.
The crispy flaky results are known as Crunchy love flakes
One can then go on to eat the flakes if one so desires.
"Dude I was sunbathing and felt the urge to splurge, long story short I had some crunchy love flakes as a snack"
by ARSEFAIRY August 7, 2017
Get the Crunchy love flakesmug. Dirty sock that have been neglected and has been in the corner of your room since the beginning of freshman year.
by Dontworryaboutit3416 March 11, 2020
Get the Crunchy Sockmug. An adjective used to describe someone who goes all-natural in their lifestyle. Giving up seed oils, artificial colors and dyes, non-organic food etc. They eat grass-fed meat and whole foods like raw dairy and honey. Most consumed things are locally and responsibly sourced. They make everything from scratch and avoid preservatives. They avoid plastic and other harmful contaminants. This is all in an effort to balance the body’s hormones and restore health to the levels- no political affiliation or look is associated with this lifestyle. Synonymous with “granola”
Jess is so crunchy- she asked the restaurant to cook using beef tallow or ghee instead of vegetable oil
by Crunchygal123 February 26, 2023
Get the Crunchymug. Man, things got crunchy when that cop pulled us over. When my parents rolled up with my boyfriends car in the driveway, I knew things were going to get crunchy.
by Foollery July 19, 2020
Get the Crunchymug. When a queen doesn't properly glue down her eyebrows leaving a textured, hairy mess.
"Her eyebrows are looking crunchy."
"Her eyebrows are looking crunchy."
by TheSAMEparts January 23, 2018
Get the Crunchymug. by DukeNuggets June 1, 2019
Get the Lil Crunchiesmug. by Justicewithtacosandweed November 15, 2019
Get the Crunchymug.