Crunchy Cooch

Rhona Clarke / Nelly (Nelson Mandela)/ Queen Of Clean

Hey crunchy cooch

by Crosseyed September 10, 2020

Crunchy Shirt

When you are punching the clown and forget to bring the tissues. In your state of panic before you climax, you reach for the closest thing to blow your load into, a shirt. Latter when you are out of laundry for work, the only thing you have left to wear is the shirt you shot all your sperm into and it is very crunchy.

Man, I haven't done laundry in three weeks and I had to were this crunchy shirt.

by NERV2005 September 17, 2018

Crunchy Niggah

A person that is extra deceptive (shady), suspect and highly deceptive.

Some politicians are crunchy niggahs.

by Mooptic531 August 23, 2023

crasty crunchy

something that is crunchy, and disgusting, it is weird and odd. crasty means disctusting, so add crunchy!

" that clump of chunks is cRaStY cRuNcHy"

by aria sterling February 6, 2023

crunchy grape

when you stick a grape up your anus and eat it afterwards

Damn David! Those crunchy grapes last night were delicious!

by daddddillydilly February 6, 2018

Crunchy sandwich de el salv

Is a crunchy food enjoyed by millions around the world. The meals origions are unknown but have been adopted by many countries adopted this easy to come by meal as thier national dish.

You properly enjoy a "crunchy sandwich de el salv" by witnessing someone of higher status eating and approaching them begging for some. They become disgusted upon laying eyes on you groveling on your knees and strike you causing you to fall and get a mouthful of crunchy red clay or dirt depending where you are.

This meal is often paired with a discarded sunbaked waterbottles with condensation inside, or whatever other scraps you can find on the ground.

I asked him for a a crumb of bread but instead he generously gave me a whole crunchy sandwich de el Salv.

by The all knowing I June 16, 2022

Crunchy Scrunchie

When a person with a penis puts a scrunchie around their shaft while erect.

He sent me a picture of a crunchy scrunchie last night!! It was traumatic.

by applenanaa November 23, 2021