crumpet

word to describe a good looking female

"she was a good bit of crumpet"

by Fluffage September 9, 2008

bum crumbs

the crust left behind in your butthole, from feces. usually in small pieces, like a loose dingleberry.

I farted one day, and I had bum crumbs all in my underwear.

by Shefun April 25, 2006

Crumb girl

a woman with largish, rounded features, particularly in the posterior and breasts. a woman who resembles the woman of cartoonist Robert Crumb

damn, check the booty on that Crumb girl!

by lungpig June 18, 2003

Crumming

The act of crying while cumming.

Bro, I was banging this chick while listening to Coldplay and I ended up crumming, shit was beautiful.

by I am a mouse March 18, 2017

crumpy

1. A person who is feeling a combination of crabby and grumpy.

2. A person that is irritable to the point that it is written all over there face and is expressed in there body language.

3. A person that feels annoyed at every little thing, due to being a irritable person.

4. A person feeling annoyed by stupid people.

J: Hows it going?
B: Real crumpy day today!
J: What do you mean by crumpy?
B: I mean getting annoyed by stupid people!

by mywickedfantasy April 25, 2010

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Slang term, origin unknown from the 1920's in America. Used to underline a failure of an action, or dissapointment in reaching an undesired result, with the additional meaning that the result was not an unexpected one.

A:" Well, I asked Cindy out, and she told me to swallow my head . . "
B:"Hey, that's the way the cookie crumbles!"

by D F Stuckey May 26, 2004

Crumpet Feet

Used to describe someone who walks strangely, like someone with pingu feet. Offensive as it accuses the other person of being retarded, and acting like it.

Phil: Have you seen Dave walking?
Adam: Yeah, that mofo has crumpet feet

Dave: Phil you can be such a prick sometimes
Phil: Shut it, crumpet feet!

by matrixbadger February 19, 2009