jerusalem cruisers

Birkenstock sandals.

Look at that hippie in his jerusalem cruisers

by jenjens July 16, 2008

Bruiser Cruiser

Getting to punch your siblings with a "slug bug" isn't as fun now that there aren't many Volkswagen Beetles on the road anymore. There are however Many PT Cruisers.

"Bruiser cruiser, no bruiser cruiser back!"

"Owwww! Moooooooom!"

by Craig Butterfield December 19, 2008

cruise bruise

What happens sometimes when you're skateboarding and really not paying attention to the road in front of you. Usually the smallest rock, stick, pebble, or whatever, will stop your wheel(s), causing your board to stop and you to have a bit of a spill depending on how fast you're going

Huston: Sick man, did you get that from trying to do a heel-flip 360 at SPOT the other day?
Townend: Nah man, it's just a cruise bruise.

by Aster Wind December 15, 2008

Police cruzer

1. A car that looks like an unmarked police car, but isn't. 2. An obnoctous car that looks like a cop car, usualy has black rims with 3 antennas, and most of the time have at least one 5 1/2 foot antenna.

"thats such a cool police cruzer."

by Cj (the unmarked cop) February 5, 2010

boat cruise

An adjective used to describe something that appears to be amazing, but upon closer inspection, is absolutely not.

That movie was so boat cruise.

by The North End Pirates November 29, 2005

tom cruise

the man who invented pink

im tom cruise and im a douchebag

by andrew osullivan December 6, 2006

pt cruiser

the ugliest most horrific creature ever made

It's always driven by some fat chich

and the fat chich must have:
*some article of red clothing
*capris(which are also an abomination)
*and megarolls all over their body

"Dude...I'm gonna throw up just looking at that pt cruiser"

"dude...me too! and also puke from the monster inside"

by senorragamuffin March 18, 2009