by muiffuiwnje November 9, 2021
Get the Social Credit mug.when some swipes there tongue thru some one elses ass crack like swiping a credit card thru a credit card machine
by cory camok September 3, 2007
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when your friend takes your credit card/debit card, puts down his pants, then, while browsing for zephyr items, you put it in your mouth, on purpose or by mistake
by Ryan12345 May 26, 2006
Get the dick credit card mug.Rick: Whoa, she must be pissed!
Jeff: Yeah man, she was so mad i thought she might credit card me!
Rick: thank god she didn't. I hear getting credit carded hurts like a bitch!
Jeff: Yeah man, she was so mad i thought she might credit card me!
Rick: thank god she didn't. I hear getting credit carded hurts like a bitch!
by pleasedont July 14, 2009
Get the Credit Carded mug.People or media that insist on referring every news article or everyday event to the 'looming credit crisis', regardless of the fact that the event they are talking about has little or nothing to do with predicted credit crash.
Person 1: "I saw the news reader say that the increase in popcorn sales are indicative of people watching films at home due to the looming credit crisis."
Person 2: "What a credit cunt!"
Person 2: "What a credit cunt!"
by Deva Corriveau June 24, 2008
Get the credit cunt mug.A set of jumper cables used after a Puerto Rican funeral.
A piece of garden hose and a gas can, used for the purpose of stealing gas.
A piece of garden hose and a gas can, used for the purpose of stealing gas.
After all of the batteries were stolen during Alejandro's funeral, the trusty Puerto Rican credit card was called upon to jump-start all of the cars.
Just two days short of payday, Johnny had to break out his Puerto Rican credit card to retrieve some much needed gasoline from the cars at local shopping mall.
Just two days short of payday, Johnny had to break out his Puerto Rican credit card to retrieve some much needed gasoline from the cars at local shopping mall.
by Roger E December 5, 2007
Get the puerto rican credit card mug.The act of shitting without wiping, then taking your shit filled ass crack and spreading your cheeks and swiping you ass over someones face. Most commonly used during sex but is also a good practical joke.
Jimmy- "Wil put laxitives in my food and I had a liquid shit."
Mark- "Thats awful."
Jimmy- "No. I credit card swiped him in his sleep after that."
Mark- "Thats awful."
Jimmy- "No. I credit card swiped him in his sleep after that."
by jtbillings June 21, 2011
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