Craternova

This is a man who looks as though he's been shot in the face with a shotgun from non-lethal distance. He has more divots in his face than a muni golf course, however, he is a smashing hit with the ladies. Almost always sporting a Goatee to hide some of the carnage he is witty and self proclaimed to be hung like a skoal can (not a lot of length, but excessive girth).

How does he do it? He's a regular craternova with the ladies.

Yo, look at him, he had to be a zit popper. I bet he's a real craternova.

by Hot Dizzle May 2, 2008

Craft Hippie

A craft hippie is, simply, a hippie who makes hippie culture themed arts and crafts, and sells them. Examples include beaded necklaces, tie-dye t-shirts, dream catchers, etc. It is not uncommon for such hippies to travel in Volkswagen buses to sell their goods.

Davis: Hey, Bryan, where did you get that nice hemp bracelet?

Bryan: Oh, There was a craft hippie at Safeway selling them out of his van!

by CrepedCrusader June 5, 2011

Crates

Something that will never get finished

When will be done doing Crates?

by 5 moms April 19, 2018

craftingtableisperfect

The most perfect person in the world who I love with all my heart :) <3 I love them more obviously

"Broo did you hear that craftingtableisperfect? "

by 4_mason_4 July 10, 2021

shit crate

Stems from the word Shit box. Means really crap and worthless.

George Bush is a shit crate president.

by Googly April 12, 2004

Support Craft

Any construction trade other than a Union pipefitter, Union pipefitter welder, or even a Union Plumber.
A short list of support crafts include, but are not limited to:
Iron workers, carpenters, electricians, millwrights, laborers, sheet metal workers, operating engineers.

The iron worker realized he was just a support craft and started crying.

by matt_the_plumber November 2, 2016

crate

"in the crate" describes any automobile clad in simulated wood grain vinyl.

My favorite color for a Grand Wagoneer is white, in the crate, with blue interior.

by Nick Victim April 29, 2004