Alfie Cotton

a fat chud who likes Jamaican Chungus in his bum

you see that chud over there he’s a real Alfie Cotton

by ZDog0102 January 25, 2019

opy cotton

New OxyContin that have an OP instead of an OC on them, made to deter people from abuse because they can not be ground to a fine powder, and gel up when you try to melt them.

Ive been looking all day... all I can find is some Opy Cotton

by juicyjay4200 September 5, 2010

Cotton Box

The rooms that mentally insane people are thrown into in psyche wards.

Did you hear what happened Tracy? She got thrown into the cotton box after trying to commit suicide.

by MorbidMortician September 2, 2017

COTTON FIRE

When you smoke too much weed , and your mouth is so dry, you have no spit for Anal lube... But you both decide to do it any way.

How much weed did you smoke if you want anal I'm not down for a COTTON FIRE....Get the lube

by Sick Em D August 24, 2022

Cotton Picking

Sticking your penis in a fat girls belly button. To clean a girls belly button with your penis.

John was blind and mistakenly fucked fat Jenny in the belly button instead of her pussie. She loves cotton picking.

Savio fucked Juanita in her belly pussie. He exclaimed, "Puta, Im cotton picking!"

by mrkansas July 9, 2011

cotton-mouthing

when a dude wears short underwear, and gets a boner. the head of his dick extends beyond the reach of the underwear and hardens. it has now become the only visible part of his dick and resembles when a cotton-mouth peeks above the water

guy 1: dude did you see jonathon give his speech?
guy 2: yea
guy 1: i didn't get to make it. how'd it go?
guy 2: i don't remember alot of it; i was distracted. his dick was just barely showing, like it was peeking out of his underwear
guy 1: oh no! he cotton-mouthed?!
guy 2: totally, we needa buy him some underwear that fit
guy 1: yea, cotton-mouthing sucks

by gdat0 March 16, 2011

cotton fever

When you use your left over cottons from shooting heroin to try and get high again, but the result is that you accidentally inject cotton which will cause your body to feel sick and feverish.

I tried shooting one of my cottons today but it only made me sick,i must have cotton fever, my bones ached!

by john213123 January 18, 2008