Mississippi Coon

When you are driving down the road and there isnt a bathroom for mile and you have to pee. You hang your back-end out of the car window and pee while the car is in motion.

"Daddy, what was that furry thing? Was that Sasquatch?"
"No boy, that was a Mississippi Coon..."

by Imnotaraciest March 20, 2010

Coon Lover

An individual who is not negro but dates within the negro race.

That dirty honky bitch is a coon lover!

by KB2563 October 07, 2009

Swat-A-Coon

A game played predominantly in the 1930's to 1940's, in which white young males would obtain a broom, a car, and commute to the closest ghetto. Upon arival they would attempt to use the broom to swat a coon (black male or female) while driving by.
If the broom was dropped, the car would be stopped, and the swatter must then obtain the broom, typically leading to problems with the swatted coon.

Mike almost got shot playing swat-a-coon last night, but the cops showed up just in time to arrest, and swat (with nightclubs) the coon.

by SteveAndMike November 29, 2005

coon shine

Alcoholic booze preferred by colored guys, such as Colt 45 or Country Club.

Leonidas gonna score us some coon shine.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

coon baiting

The act of purposely taking damage in a video game so the players hero has low or red health. The result is that retards will get coon baited into recklessly charging the low health player and die in the process. It is the ultimate coon outplaying tactic.

Player 1 "Im not going to heal so I can bait some coons in"
Player 2 "Coon baiting I see"
Player 2 "Holy shit, that coon is rage charging you"
Player 1 slays coon.
Player 1 "Coon was successfully baited"

by NiggaKnower February 12, 2009

coon stain

The place where a black person has sat and left but the stench stills lingers around the spot where he/she was sitting

Sat down at a bar and was engulfed in coon stain from the nigger that sat in the chair before me.

by Hahah13 November 08, 2015

Coon Eyes

The tan line caused by wearing sunglasses. The sun tans or burns your face but the area around your eyes are protected by the sunglasses. When you remove the sunglasses you are left with pale eyes and a burned face. Much resembling the way a raccoons face looks.

Man, I should probably take off my shades before I get coon eyes.

by Marshll47 May 06, 2018