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Ego Contusion

A bruise to the self. Or a bruise to the ego.
Man, that must've been an ego contusion
by ElephanteGirl December 26, 2019
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Gay confusion

When one is confused into thinking there gay
This can happen in different way.
1. You stayed awake for 72 hours and now the walls melting and your bro do be lookin think.
2. You have suppressed your crush so deep that you think that you like the other gender
Person 1. One week I only slept for 20 hours and now I think I might be gay
Person 2. Nah man, you just got gay confusion
by somethingican September 30, 2020
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Russian Concussion

A Russian Concussion is when one nuts into female's ears (preferably after intercourse), and then knock them unconscious.
Yeah dude we are doing some freaky shit, I gave her the ol' Russian Concussion last night.
by DylanKelleher69420 March 9, 2021
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rashional conclusion

Da logical theory regarding why someone has red inflamed skin.
In da infamous "Burns and Allen" episode about George's attempts to obtain supplementary life insurance and assist a group of girl scouts, he winds up with a horrendous case of poison ivy, but da naive insurance agent mistakes it for an infectious disease. His merely taking a closer look might have resulted in his making a more rashional conclusion.
by QuacksO June 9, 2021
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(Title Confusion)

When so many people get the name of a song wrong that it necessitates parentheses containing the song's mistaken name along with its ACTUAL name so people don't get frustrated when they can't find it. It can also occur if the title of the song is too verbose. (Again, this too can be caused by people getting the title wrong.)
(Title Confusion) has occurred many times in music. To name a few:

-Escape (The Pina Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes
-Rocket Man (I Think It's Gonna Be A Long, Long Time) by Elton John

-Bang A Gong (Get It On) by T. Rex*
-Movin' Out (Anthony's Song) by Billy Joel
-Operator (That's Not The Way It Feels) by Jim Croce

* "Bang a Gong" was originally called "Get It On," but it was later changed.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 18, 2021
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toe contusion

A lame excuse to not attend an outing or event
I can’t go, I have a toe contusion
by Joe LaFluer September 24, 2021
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Pre-Concussion Shake

A mix of ingredients put together to prepare your noggin for the biggest, most fucking gigantic concussion this green world can give a person.

The ingredients of such a shake are unknown to humankind and every living species in a milky way.

Recently though, a man known as Aziz Walid Alghawas has recently found out the ingredients to the pre concussion shake and continues to keep the recipe to himself.
"Bro, did you know Aziz sponsored Conor Mcgregor with Pre-concussion shakes for the rest of his career?"

"JFK was supplied with a motherload of pre-concussion before he was...."
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