Connection Cancer

When someone on Xbox or PS3 joins your game and fucks up the connection for all players.

"Hey, I'm joining guys."
"Ok."
"GOD DAMN IT YOU GAVE US CONNECTION CANCER."

by MARIJEWUANAS June 9, 2014

cuntictionary

Someone who's extremely fascinated with searching different 'CUNT' words and their meanings.

'He called me Cuntactionist? The Cuntictionary will tell me what it means..'

by memimi April 5, 2015

confectional

Where a solemnly-sworn dieter goes to admit his "slippages" of partaking of sweets, usually to a resident health-guru.

I hate going to confectional, since as atonement they make you eat a four-ounce chunk of tofu and a medium bowl of alfalfa sprouts, then drink a whole pint of pureed green wheat-grass ---- bleaahhhk!!

by QuacksO January 7, 2017

Connection Rape

The moment when you need your motherfucking-homie-internet-connection the most but it instead prefers to freaking backstab your ass and dies.

Gregpaulande: dude, I was sitting in my exam and wanted to google this shit to answer the shitass question and guess wtf happened?

AnDe: OMG what ?

Gregpaulande: connection rape af

by HugeCockLittleBrainAndy February 2, 2017

convection current

Wind causes this to happen

I'm a convection current because I'm gone with the wind

by Big_A_B_C May 7, 2018

crocdiction

when you have an obsession/addiction to wearing and/or buying crocs

wow, she has a crocdiction.

by ilovecrocs January 3, 2019

Covidiction

The addiction of searching the web and e-dashboards, with an urge to see the increase in number of affected and mortality count due to Covid-19.

Hey John, stop googling for corona and do some actual work. It has become a covidiction for you.

Hi, I am John and I am a covidict.

by mm1987 March 24, 2020