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Extracurricular Industrial Complex

The large scale after school sports programs that kids now are made a part of. This includes soccer, baseball, hockey, gymnastics, ballet and other activities that children participate in after school.

This addresses the over scheduling of children and the parents who have to shuttle them to all these events with the misbegotten hope that their child is "gifted" and we surely go pro, or at least get a scholarship to a post-secondary school.
My daughter is in Soccer, traveling soccer, winter soccer, spring soccer, fall soccer, soccer camp and is on three different teams for each of these groups. My son does the same thing but for hockey. Yesterday I had to declare bankruptcy because we are out of money.

Dude, you are a victim of the Extracurricular Industrial Complex.
by Claymax2 November 26, 2015
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Risperdal God Complex

The feeling of ultimate power which accompanies the growth of vestigial breast in a man who has taken large doses of the anti-psychotic drug Risperdal
Hey James, can you dial it down a bit?

"I physically am incapable of 'dialing it down' my Risperdal God Complex prohibits it"
by Also Frankie Muniz December 23, 2020
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god complex

Cringe worthy teenage tiktokers self diagnosing to seem cool and superior, would cry if you raised your voice at them and can’t order at McDonald’s by themselves.
person 1: oh my god this song literally awakens my god complex!!
by certainly not your daddy June 10, 2021
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Caramel Complexion

Mix between olive/tan skin tone and a rich brown skin tone. RnB group City High popularized the term with their hit single 'Caramel' in 2001.
Tyra Banks, Halle Berry and Beyonce Knowles all have that sexy Caramel Complexion!
by karen2k11 May 20, 2012
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scoreboard complex

When someone plays a game and must aim to be at the top of the scoreboard.
Ian has such a scoreboard complex! He has to get a high score every time he plays Tetris.
by elementoflazy July 6, 2009
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Disney Love Complex

1. The belief that all relationships follow the pattern of a Disney movie - "pure love" where both parties love each other, never fight, and sex does not exist.

2. Caring deeply for someone, to the point of love, but having almost zero sexual desire for them. Can sometimes take the form of bromance or womance.
1. "She expects everything I do to be just like a Disney movie!" "Sounds like your girl's got a bit of a Disney love complex."

2."Are those two girls dating?" "No, they've just got a bit of a Disney love complex going on."
by nfejlrqly.iuag,f June 18, 2009
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Oedipus complex

Freudian theory that we all want to fuck our mothers and kill our fathers at some stage in early childhood. It is normal and the emotion need not be suppressed. Three year olds are normally to small to act out this desire.
by Russell September 8, 2003
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