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comme du monde

a french/Quebec french expression meaning:

a )the way things are done, or are supposed to be done

or b) the way a thing is done by normal and civilized people.
a small boy comes home and starts shouting at his father: hoo-hoo, old man, help me with my homework immediately.

father: Brandon, young man, I refuse to listen to you like this. kodem koll go take of your coat and boots, then go to your and calm down, then after that come back and talk to me comme du monde and ask nicely for my help and attention.
by Sexydimma November 7, 2012
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commu

A shorter term for communism. AKA commie. Pronounced liked commute without the ending -te. The U will still be a strong vowel.
Kid 1: Bruv, da fuck are you? A commu?
Kid 2: Fuck yah man!
by CaptThomas April 17, 2019
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comme du monde

a French/Quebec French expression meaning:

a )the way things are done, or are supposed to be done

b) the way a certain thing or activity is performed by normal and civilized people.
a small boy comes home and starts shouting at his father: hoo-hoo, old man, help me with my homework immediately.

father: Young man, I refuse to listen to you when you talk to me like this. kodem koll go take off your coat and boots, then go calm down, after that come back and talk to me comme du monde, make sure to ask nicely for my help and attention.
by Sexydimma September 1, 2012
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lung coma

The condition when waking up after a long (usually drunken) night of smoking many harsh cigarettes that you aren't used to smoking. It is similar to having a lung over, but much worse. A victim of lung coma will find it hard to have their first cigarette of the day, sustain any physical movement, and in some cases, they find themselves without enough wind to complete sentences without taking a breath mid-sentence.
Phillippides: Hey Dad - we should hit up the Around the World mini-golf course a few blocks away. I'll race you there!

Philomelos: Sorry kiddo-beano, I've (gasp) got a nasty lung coma. Not sure if I could (gasp) even hit the ball up the Rickshaw Hill.

Phillippides: You should switch to American Spirits, Dad.
by brettuthius August 7, 2007
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Coma Head

When a trick gets down and uses both hands, lots of spit and slob, has perfect rotation of her head and neck, looks you in both eyes, tells you some shit like "You gonna cum when I say so Muthafucka!" and you bust a nut SO fucking hard dat you feel dizzy and yo asshole hurt and you take yo ass right to sleep and you sleep so hard that you don't hear A GOD DAMN MUTHAFUCKIN' THANG!!
This bitch got down on her knees and gave me not just regular head. Dis bitch gave me coma head!
by 294 July 11, 2009
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Party Coma

Drifting in and out of feelings of wanting to go out and party
"I want to drink..but not really, I need to get out of this party coma".
by yugihoijljio November 5, 2009
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Toot Coma

When someone toots in a car full of people and doesn't warn the passengers; leaving them in a state of near unconsciousness due to the unbearable odor.

In order to snap out of the toot coma, one must fully unroll their window and proceed to hang out of it from the belly button up, similar to the action of a dog catching the breeze.
Amber: "Sarah, when you go on a trip with Krystle tomorrow, be careful she doesn't put you in a toot coma."

Sarah: "What should I do if I start to smell something?"

Amber: "Get your head out that window right away or suffer the consequence."
by TCsufferer July 30, 2010
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