by a coginchaugian May 18, 2006
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Cognitohazards are hazards that are brought on by the sights, and are physical. For example, looking at the sun too long is a cognitohazard."
by Vada Blu May 19, 2019
Get the cognitohazard mug.A very popular talking therapy is Cognitive Behaviour Therapy with a huge psychological fan base that claims to reduce anxiety and other related disorders by reconstructing negative thoughts and making them impossibly positive. A therapist normally takes the patient through a fast track procedure and expects them to be fully recovered after 4 weeks when in fact the poor bugger has actually got worse. Often done on the NHS with therapists pushed for time and the patients wanting to strangle them. Regularly sold on the internet for a fee because some bastards like to make money out of other people's misery. An over-rated therapy when really the patient has so many issues they ought to be seeing a shrink but the government has to be seen to be doing something to help the mentally deranged.
Jane went to see her therapist last week for Cognitive Behaviour Therapy; I'm visiting her today in the loony bin
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Get the Post coital bliss mug.to disturb/disrupt two people having sex, thereby stopping them from doing so. Generally with some sort of reason.
"Where did Alex put the keys to the car?"
"I dont know, go ask him."
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by _Dan_the_man_ February 13, 2006
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I was unaware of the female anatomy my first sexual interaction. While searching for home, I engaged in coitus umbilicus as she writhed from pain as her happy trail was mechanically stripped of hair from the friction.
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