The action of having your girl give you dome after you did anal and got corn on your dick from her Chipotle burrito or bowl earlier in the day. In order to achieve corn on the cob, anal must take place exactly 8 hours and 30 minutes after the consumption of a Chipotle bowl or burrito.
In music, consciously trying to sound complicated or unusual, but instead sounding pretentious or boring.
by Mellow Mikey February 01, 2011
The act of stretching your ballsack fully down to your socks (white Nike crew socks) with your left hand (thumb index and middle finger) while deleting a tall boy in the right. This is a homeostasis state after completing edging and jelquing that can only be reached by looksmaxing while out in the town. (A form of dickmaxxing). -DJ
by Dominique Jones III January 29, 2024
"They started cobbing my wiener! I was confused but then I got kinda into it."
"She cobbed my dick, dude. I don't think I'll ever recover."
"She cobbed my dick, dude. I don't think I'll ever recover."
by DreamyCreamy August 25, 2020
A Blonde Cob is a blonde boy/girl that gets you hard upon imagining or in the action of “shucking” their clothes off. Go gettem brothers and sisters!
“check out the blonde cob, i’d like to grab her ears and pull them back”
“look at all these cobs man, ready for their blonde strands to be pulled and tangled.”
“look at all these cobs man, ready for their blonde strands to be pulled and tangled.”
by archduke franz ferdinand January 17, 2025
by Derpflapper July 18, 2017
by two headed turtle January 25, 2011