Clohesy

FUCKING SEXY

I wish I was a Clohesy

by dsfbejkbdzfk July 23, 2018

cloppy toppy

A sexual act preformed in a farm by a horse, a human version would be a sloppy toppy

Go to the nearest barn, go up to the farmer and ask for that good cloppy toppy from Becky, 3rd stable on the right

by Adewasi September 6, 2019

Cloke

UK spelling of 'Cloak' and other British-y places, according to cloakbrand . com
Portmanteau of Cloak and joke - I think
Happy hump day
AF

"Uwu, have you see the new cloke clothing line on cloakbrand . com? They've got reasonably priced and high-quality clothing and other accessories for sale, but be careful, this cloking line is limited! And - Sunrise Suprise! - there are kazoos in three different colours!"
"Owo, I haven't seen it, I'll have to go check it out at cloakbrand . com/!"

by 1.4 April 1, 2020

claped box

U got a clapped box init don't deny your box is clapped you're pussy is mangled init shits right out a horror movie init looks like a bolony sandwich fam but not really fam coz that's Alabama shit init

When a girl who's been around the block pulls down her pants and U see her soft sock U could say that's a claped box init

by Dunikowski June 3, 2020

Clopnopin'

Clopnopin' is the act of getting high on horse tranquilizers (such as Klonopin) and then masturbating to pornography of the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic series.

"I caught my friend Marc Clopnopin' in his room the other day. Needless to say, I don't talk about horses with him anymore."

by Goatse.gov July 21, 2020

clop

Someone who faps(clops) to my little pony or horse porn. They are mostly bronys (mostly males who dress up as unicorn and watch my little pony.)

You: Where are you going man

Friend: I'm going to go clop

You: What's that?

Friend: Faping to my little pony and horse porn

You: unfriend him*

by cummuncher69 November 13, 2020

Clogé Arteré

(n) French for CloggedArtery77

Clogé Arteré is so hot.

by Clogé Arteré May 25, 2021