Clopenose 

Like the "clopen", it is the act of working a closing shift followed by an opening shift, but it is then followed by an other closing shift.

Paul: Dude! Peter scheduled me for 2 clopens next week.

Ryan: I've got it worse man, I've got to do a clopenose.

Clopenose by caffeine'llkillya June 9, 2011

Cooperosexual 

The act of having sex with something, Doesn't matter what gender or if its dead or alive or even if it's an object you will have sex with it.

Geez! Jared is so cooperosexual, he said he would bang a dog and an empty shoe.

Cooperosexual by YaoiDreams January 14, 2016

Clownosexual

A sexual orientation in which a male is sexually attracted to cake faces and plastic fantastic women. He is repulsed by the sight of a natural woman.

Why do so many people hate on clownosexuals as being superficial and shallow? Some people happen to lose it at the smell of fresh collagen, it is like an aphrodisiac! They have an appreciation of the art behind real life human caricatures Chemical paint and new technology body sculpting is art on humans!

Clownosexual by van.de.la.savane February 26, 2015

Clonosexual 

To have sex with ones clone.

Ben: I wonder if any of those guys in the clone army had sex with one another?
Sido-Dyas: Yeah that would make them a bunch of clonosexuals.

Clonosexual by WankerB December 14, 2013