Knob Clobber

When your intimate partner goes down on your Shlong the wrong way and snaps the twig to your berries.

That chick yesterday Knob Clobber(ed) my dong!

by Nice_Jugs_Bro March 31, 2020

Gypo clobber

A clothing relating to something gypsies wear. Usually an insult referring to poor quality or dirty clothes.

Look at Josh he’s wearing Gypo Clobber

by Greek.God69 April 5, 2021

merry cloitus

An annual occasion of consensual coital carnage amongst the clown folk.

“Merry Cloitus everyone!”

by JakeofSaltLake December 20, 2021

Cameroonian Clobber

The act of being anally penetrated by a Large Cameroonian male, using Spicy Egusi Soup as lubricant.

Your Wife : Hey babe, Francis and I tried out the Cameroonian Clobber!
You : Why are you like this?

by Ngannoutouchesme January 9, 2022

Caleb Cloninger

Caleb is truly one of a kind the sweetest and most thoughtful loving boy you'll ever meet. With a gentle touch and a warm smile, Caleb has a way of making everyone feel special, whether it's through a small act of kindness or a grand gesture of love. His thoughtfulness is inspiring, and his love is pure and unconditional. I love him. And I love his other crazy side, he is a bundle of joy to be around, and his crazy side is a major part of his charm. When he lets loose, watch out! His infectious energy, silly antics, and spontaneous adventures are guaranteed to leave you in stitches and create unforgettable memories. But what makes Caleb truly special is the way he balances his wild side with a heart of gold - he's always up for a good time, but never at the expense of those around him. Being around Caleb is like getting a big dose of happiness and sunshine! He’s my Best friend 💗

“Who is that?”

“That’s my best friend Caleb Cloninger!”

by Celeb’s best friend March 27, 2025

Moister cloister

The covered (hooded) entryway to a woman's hole-y area that gets damper the longer and further you're in it. A vagina.

I was exploring my girlfriend's moister cloister and she found religion screaming, "oh God, I'm coming"

by DrFactologist May 22, 2025

It's clobbering time

“It's clobbering time” is a signature phrase from the Marvel character Thing, before going into fisticuffs with assorted baddies. Can be used as a pep talk before any kind of event where force will be applied, literally or metaphorically.

“ It's clobbering time”, Samuel shouted before jumping onto the padel court

After spending 45 minutes fighting stuck wheelnuts on the Camry, a frustrated Jonas roared “It's clobbering time” while picking up the sledgehammer

by Rydbjerg March 4, 2023