Cleveland Browns

1. A terrible football team that embarrasses themselves each time they take the field.

2. Someone, usually a non professional team, but can extend to individuals, who suck at football.

3. A team where up and coming Quarterbacks fade away, and careers go to die. QB examples are RG3 (Robert Griffin III) Tim Tebow and Brady Quinn.

Ben: Hey Juju, do you ever think Dashone will be any good?

Juju: Hell no! He's a Cleveland Brown after all.

Chip: Come on quit being such a Cleveland Brown and complete a pass already!

Colin: I'm trying, but that's really hard to do on one knee. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a game to lose.

Fred: What happened to RG3 after he left the Redskins? How did he do with the Cleveland Browns?

Maria: Who?

by The Unbeatable King December 10, 2017

Cleveland dildo

The act of taking a shit mid winter outside, letting it freeze then using the frozen feces as a Dildo.

If you’re going to give me the Cleveland Dildo at least put it in my ass

by Captain clap August 31, 2018

Cleveland Baited

To fake a Chris McCoy.

Dude, you totally thought I was about to Chris McCoy you. Get Cleveland baited!

by Brother Rice High School November 28, 2017

cleveland corner

Corner in downtown Cleveland on highway 90.

Did you drive through Cleveland? Yeah how about that Cleveland corner

by Talladega coozy July 24, 2021

spencer cleveland

A native man who has a very deep voice. Probably a rapist. Lives in WA.

"Oh my god! Hide your penis! Spencer Cleveland is coming!"

by FunnyGuy15 June 2, 2014

Cleveland Hammer

A cock hard enough to be used on an anvil for metal shaping purposes. Stamping, molding and compressing are allowed practices with meat this hard.

Wow, Rick, Sarah is walking kind of funny today, did you deliver the Cleveland Hammer? I know you spend the better half of the night working metal like an old town squire.

by Cleveland Hammer Guy May 10, 2019

Cleveland Browns

Used to be one of, if not the best NFL teams in the old days of the NFL. Joining the Detroit Lions as the second team in league history to have a winless, 0-16 season, but still having some of the most diehard, loyal fans in NFL history, including me.

"The Cleveland Browns are so bad, the fans prepared a parade to celebrate their 0-16 season."

by RNB03 January 17, 2018