cleavage season

That time of the year after winter. Girls stop wearing heavy coats and start showing cleavage. But if its too cold and their nipples pop out, they go back under for another 6 weeks.

Tom: "Enjoying the view, friend?"
Tyler: "Oh yes, yes indeed. Im so excited its the beginning of cleavage season, I hope Sarah's nipples don't get hard."
Tom: "Yeah, it would suck to have to wait 6 weeks to see her flaunt her cleavage again."
Jordan: "I LOVE CLEAVAGE SEASON!!!"

by tits-o-plenty January 2, 2011

muke clemmings

muke clemmings is a ship name between michael clifford and luke hemmings, two members from the band five seconds of summer. they're the best ship ever and they deserve each other. seriously, go look it up.

"do you ship muke clemmings?"
"of course i ship muke clemmings! who doesn't?"

"muke clemmings was so adorable on stage last night!"

by dontknowwhatshapping August 11, 2016

pussy tight pussy clean pussy fresh

A meme that became a trend on tiktok and other platforms saying this:

Original Song name:Pon Mi

PUSSY TIGHT PUSSY CLEAN PUSSY FRESH PUSSY FAT FULL OF FRESH

by Icantbreathewithmyfat500000lbs July 6, 2022

clesed

A person who is burnt, is slow to react, non responsive, is unaware of surroundings and is sometimes too stupid to carry on intelligent conversation. A cles may often appear to be paralyzed or extremely close to sleep at all times.

He smoked a fat doublar and is in a permenantly clesed state.

by cles of narnia February 16, 2007

ClearBlue Uneasy

The anxiety a man feels when he is waiting for the results of a store-bought pregnancy test his girlfriend or female sexual partner just took. Being ClearBlue Uneasy implies 1) that pregnancy is greatly feared and not at all desired, and that 2) the man is fairly sure he wants no permanent ties to said woman.

After missing her period, my lady friend took a pregnancy test last night. I was ClearBlue Uneasy for three whole minutes until thankfully, the results were negative. Lesson learned. I will now tone down the number and frequency of my casual sexual encounters for fear of accidental reproduction.

by Poor Woobie March 12, 2008

Cleamus

a) The inner wall of your anal cavity.
b) Name, as in My Uncle Cleamus.
c) America's hottest new swear word.
d) Slang for bathtub Methamphetamine.

Oh my god, stick it in my cleamus!

by Clemstrode December 15, 2008

clerm

Any unidentified white substance, especially that which is found in Steven's home.

Steven, you're cat just ate the clerm again...

Oh yeah, he always does that. I hate him.

What's clerm?

That stuff. Duh.

by bingbopbobebi January 30, 2009