Clam Pants

You know them. Those skin tight pants, usually of the spandex variety, that girls wear to show off the clam

dude1: "Man im kinda feeling down"
dude2: "Lets walk around the UMass campus and scope all the mummies wearing clam pants, then you'll feel better"
dude1: "Wow, I can see that girl's entire ass in those clam pants!"

by MDMA- January 10, 2009

Clam Paint

White residue left at the base of a man's penis after having sex with a girl.

She came a lot so my dick is covered in clam paint!

by ClamPaint April 19, 2011

Clam jumper

A manwhore. Guy that jumps from clam to clam.

Did you guys hear about Dave? He slept with Amber, Jenny and Jennifer, he's such a clam jumper.

by khigga June 12, 2013

clam bashing

When two lesbians engage in the scissor manouvere.

Would you like to join me in the woods for some clam bashing?

by CJFOXTROTTER May 31, 2011

Clam Jam

The female equivalent to the cock block.

If you're familiar with the term "Cock Block," you know that it means one dude messed up another dude's game with the ladies. Well, this happens to girls too. And we (most of us) don't have cocks.

If you've ever been obviously checking out a guy and then your friend decides to "claim" him by walking up to him and touching his polo shirt and exclaiming, "I'm soooo drunk right now omg!"- you've been clam jammed.

If you've ever been hitting it off with a guy and then you tell him his pong game is weak, you've been clam jammed.. by yourself, I might add.

by KateSauce February 21, 2008

Clubbin' the clam

Slang for female masturbation

Jack: hey have you seen Jill anywhere?
Rob: yeah she's in her room clubbin' the clam, she'll be back soon.

by García April 26, 2017

flush the clam

When a woman has to pee after 4+ shots of whiskey.

Hey babe, that whiskey was the bomb but I gotta flush the clam before we do anymore.

by Basket Catcher June 3, 2017