A deliberate act of sabotage through misdirection or misinformation aimed at maintaining locus of control in interpersonal interactions; often times involves deliberately withholding key information or misrepresenting policy or procedure in an effort to manipulate others, typically for personal gain.
Janie knew the intern would outshine her at the next board meeting, so she chump stumped him by telling him the APR was .01% as opposed to .1%. All of his figures were off, and he looked foolish after Janie pointed out “his simple math mistake”.
Chump Stumping can also be used reflexively
The customer had many questions about the return policy and seemed hesitant to purchase the item. Tom really needed the commission, so he answered all the customer’s questions but stumped the chump by not mentioning service and repackage fees on return.
Chump Stumping can also be used reflexively
The customer had many questions about the return policy and seemed hesitant to purchase the item. Tom really needed the commission, so he answered all the customer’s questions but stumped the chump by not mentioning service and repackage fees on return.
by mollymoo5 October 17, 2010
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Get the Zuccr Chump mug.Boss: We're glad you accepted this job at McDonald's. We'll start you at $10.50 an hour.
Worker: $10.50 is chump change. I want $20.
Worker: $10.50 is chump change. I want $20.
by KnightofNerdom July 14, 2019
Get the Chump change mug.someone (goes by the name of ammon) who is so cool and swag and who is liked by many including i. his only flaw is his lacking in foosball but has potential to become mediocre at it someday.
person #1: wow look at that guy i bet mcdonald’s is the only thing he can afford! but he looks sexy af
person #2: must be a chump!
person #2: must be a chump!
by golittleswagbaby December 6, 2021
Get the chump mug.Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.
A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
by ballplayer182 March 9, 2022
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