chalfont

A northern english word that describes excrement dried to anal hair.

That bloke's a right fuckin' chalfont....

by Matthew Heslop October 30, 2006

chula vista

City in the southern part of San Diego. All the pendejos in the area want to rep SD, but they are not from San Diego, so stop reppin' San Diego. The westside is full of non-creative, lazy-arrogant idiots who do nothing but lower property taxes and prefer to act like locusts instead of having goals in life & being civilized. No one there has an real street cred. They are all wannabees who make dickies & Air Force Ones annoying. The Eastside is nicer, but full of "fresas", "cremillas", & "sociales" who think wearing Abercrombie & Bitch, Hollister, & Polo make them better than everyone else while they party in TJ with their fake ass IDs at Tangaloo or Monte Picacho. Eastlake is full of minstrels who can't even where clothes that fit them.

Chula Vista is not part of the city of San Diego & we should all be so thankful.

by Cab_Zapata January 15, 2008

Chalfonts

Chalfonts Refers to either Chalfont St Peter, Chalfont St Giles, or on some occasions Little Chalfont. these are located in buckinghamshire.

'Hey, lets go Chalfonts st peter and get something from Flames'
'sick, i can get a kebab'

by LhadleighB December 26, 2009

Chelf

(chelf)
v.
To vomit in a fierce, almost projectory manner, usually in a very inopportune situation (see also hurl, barf, chunder).

- "Dude, I had too many Jaeger shots tonight. Pull the car over, I've gotta chelf!"

- "Oh man, did you see Tony last night? He totally chelfed all over himself. It was so gross!"

by Ron G. May 26, 2005

chuff

70's-speak for sexually satified.

"she was awesome, man! i'm chuffed."

by big johnson2 October 17, 2007

Chalf

Chalf (verb): To douse one's genitals and penis into heavy, chunky peanut butter before commencing anal sex so as to make for a more pleasurable ass-to-mouth experience.

She preferred that we chalf since she was not at all interested in going anywhere near me with her mouth after our first anal sex experience.

by parkviewjustin July 1, 2009

Chula

Petrina Zambito

Boy 1:That Petrina Zambito is lookin h0t!
Boy 2: JUUUUU KNOW*~ SHE'S A CHULA!

by Tiffichu May 25, 2009