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Knob Chedder

The lovley smelly "yellow" discharge that is at the end of a males penis due to the lack of attention to the beast during showering or bathing hours, orpossibly gained from baning a bird who has a vag the size of a taliban cave and has had a few other man members up there!
billy "doctor i appear to have yellow shit on my willy???"
doctor "billy my boy thats what we profesionals call knob chedder, have you been washing you penis or possibly been slipping it in the dirtyest of the dirty women?"
billy "..........possibily both....damn!"
by The one and only Bob Cheese December 21, 2008
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bacon & cheddar

an upgrade or extra feature/service.
"how'd you get into 1st class on your salary?" "well I booked coach, but got the bacon & cheddar because i bought my ticket in like 2006"

"hey, how much was the bacon & cheddar on that new mac?"

"the basic phone was 2 bills but the bacon & cheddar added another $75."
by shoutdowncreative October 8, 2009
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Mature like chedder cheese

A phrase meaning 'even more mature than normal' .It can also be a way to discribe people who are really imature as in:YOUR ABOUT AS MATURE AS CHEDDER CHEESE!!
"Hi bob"

"Hi jim"

"your mature like chedder cheese"

"thanks "
by bobmcbobbill May 20, 2009
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Chedda

1) The correct pronunciation of Cheddar.

2) Fucking CASH bitches.

3) Dope ass shit.

4) The money your hoe gives you (or should give you, if you have a weak pimp hand); a pimp's cut.
1) I love chedda on my sandwiches, bitch.

2) I make the chedda rain e'eryplace I go, bitch.

3) This some chedda we got right here, bitch.

4) If I don't give Popeye the chedda, he'll slap the shit out of me.
by Legitnessisme November 20, 2011
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cheddarporn

1. (noun) an underground porn fetish that features prominently the cheddar-like smeg that accumulates under the foreskin on an unwashed penis. a popular scene in cheddarporn involves making women lick the "cheddar" off a mans penis.

2. (adjective) the quality of or pertaining to cheddarporn.

3. (adjective) of very high quality. (derived from the characteristically high quality of cheddarporn compared to more mainstream types of pornography).
here check this out, marty k went to amsterdam and bagged us some really hardcore cheddarporn.

check out the cheddar on that guys cock! she's not gonna eat that surely???!! fucking right she did too, this is the best cheddarporn ive ever seen.

this smack is fucking cheddarporn (ie of high quality)

while the plot is hardly original, the narrative is well-structured and the cinematography is absolutely cheddarporn
by dangerous dave (unofficial) December 12, 2008
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the cheddy

The cheddy is where in the height of summer,on a red hot saturday afternoon,you and yer mate go to tesco and buy 48 cans of stellar,a bottle of black vodka,and a bottle of port,go back to your house,and lock yourself in turn the heating up full blast and consume all of the bought alcohol.When pissed keep shouting THE CHEDDY!!! in a pakistani accent until you drive each other round the bend,you may also attempt to watch switch blade romance at one in the morning,with a diced turkey thigh curry bubbling away on the stove,but by this point you are comatose,and the menu screen music of the film is being drilled into your head as it repeats over and over,you wake at five in the morning sweating cobs,and nearly burning the house down cos the currys still cooking!
fucking hell this cheddy lark is getting me down,its all i can hear,fuck it lets make another black vodka punch!

THE CHEDDY!!!!!!!!! shut the fuck up
by sy22 October 20, 2006
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cheds

i heard that girl gave him cheds yesterday

wow she's a chedder for sure
by mizzdog June 28, 2012
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