chocolate chip pancakes

Hands down the best thing to eat when your stoned. It cures the pasties and tastes better then sex.

Dude... after this joint lets go back to your house and eat chocolate chip pancakes.... then smoke another joint.

by Thatguybutnothim October 19, 2009

kale chip ass

(Adj.) One of the most unattainable classifications of booty to achieve; the classification of asses that vegetarians and vegans possess. A beautiful booty does not simply originate from leaves, for a beautiful booty must come from within; a force of nature acted upon that being; procuring an ass above possible omnivorous standards

Damn she thicc, she got a kale chip ass.

by Sagel October 18, 2017

chip friend

A "friend" who only likes you when you have something they want eg. chips

Ant: Can I have a Dorito?
Bec: What? Do I know you? Stop being a chip friend!

by Doof June 18, 2006

Burnt Chip

The potato chip and/or chips in the bag with the brown "burnt" stain on them.

My wife always eats the good ones and leaves me with the Burnt Chip.

by gofishgo January 20, 2007

chip damage whore

a person who, when playing fighting games, relies heavily on special or super moves that inflict damage when blocked to wear down an opponent low on health.

Iron Man, Cable, and Storm? I smell a chip damage whore...

by FinalJonomon September 3, 2009

California Sun Chip

While having sex, you knock out your partner and cum on her back. Wait till morning, then peel it off and make her eat it.

Oh yea!
"POW"
uhhhhgh!
crackle crackle, eat this.
ok... munch munch munch, "EWW"
-California Sun Chip

by mr.funnybones April 4, 2010

Struttin' a chip

When a middle aged man in a cheap sport coat and polyester trousers walks by briskly and very stifly, revealing no discernable rhythm or style in an effort not to break the potato chip stuffed deep inside his rectum. This is all an effort to hide the fact he runs like a little school girl.

"Look at Sgt. Joe Friday struttin' a chip like he means business"

by Alfonso T. Watt May 8, 2010