4 definitions by Doof

Top Definition
A "friend" who only likes you when you have something they want eg. chips
Ant: Can I have a Dorito?
Bec: What? Do I know you? Stop being a chip friend!
by Doof June 18, 2006
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an act of stupidity, harmless play
leslie is such a doofy person.
by DOOF April 12, 2004
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faulty, sub-standard
by doof April 23, 2003
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Black mans willy
do you like BMW's?
by doof July 28, 2003
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