poo chimes

an insulting term for dreadlocks, named after their resemblance to wind chimes but made of poo.

the hippy broke his neck when one of his longest poo chimes got caught in the rear wheel of his bicycle, it was gross.

by privatemike August 26, 2009

Chimmel

(1) Small furry animal, similar to a gerbil, only more friendly. Very energetic, likes to run on its wheel all day; rarely tires. (2) Junior worker in professional services firm or in corporate America, eager to please and able to perform mindless repetitive tasks with great enthusiasm for little reward.

"Call staffing and tell them to send me three chimmels to get these numbers crunched next week"

by Simon Pearce September 22, 2005

Hick Chimp

A hick with poor motor skills and no social skills. Hick chimps can often times be seen sporting crew cuts, flat tops, or mullets. It is not uncommon for hick chimps to have hot sisters that bang entire football teams.

Look at that hick chimp watching Nascar while his sister gets butt fucked by that faceless football player.

by Ronald Mexico November 14, 2006

John Chimpo

An Arabic Spinoff of a cartoon monkey and his butler that go around doing naughty things.

Dude John Chimpo is the funnyest thing ever!!

by andrew johnson April 16, 2004

Dutch Chimney

The Male lays on his back, swings his legs over his head(hooking his toes on the headboard if possible). He then tucks his penis through his legs pointing towards the sky, thereby appearing as a tall chimney sticking out of a house. In this position his partner can then "ride the dutch chimney, clean the dutch chimney, or include the balls and asshole for a "chimney sweep".

Last night my wife was feeling kinky so I swung my legs over my head and let her ride the ol dutch chimney

by the vrug April 29, 2008

Chimpanmonkey

A combination of the words "Chimpanzee" and "Monkey". It usually refers to lazy and shiftless African-Americans (aka "Niggers") who complain about the oppression which they have suffered at the hands of the white man, yet do absolutely nothing to better themselves.

Driving down Lenox Avenue in Harlem the other day, I observed a bunch of Chimpanmonkeys loitering outside the local chicken and ribs joint.

by Ba Ba Booey January 14, 2008

chimbawop

A chimpanzee who completely and pathetically failed in life. Extremely miserable and decidedly given up on all hope, it went to the Koala Bear community for redemption only to be shat on by a family of agnostic Koalas and thrown off a cliff. Bruised emotionally and physically dead and mutilated across rocks, it was a chimpanzee no more. From the shit and blood rose, the Chimbawop. A creature defining stupidity at its prime.

I hope you fail so bad that when you say the word "shit" in despair, you actually turn into a chimbawop and jump off a diving board and miss the pool landing ankle first on cement.

by Haroon A. July 7, 2008