Government Cheese

A BIG, HARD MASS; A BLOCK OF ORANGE-YELLOW PROCESSED "USDA CHEESE FOOD" ISSUED BY "DA GUBMENT" United States GOVERNMENT to aid needy families by supplementing their food resources. Used for making Grilled Cheese Sandwiches and Macaroni & Cheese but ALSO CAUSES severe, bowel obstructing constipation, silent but deadly stinky gas, and / or "the runs" diarrhea in those who are lactose intolerant.

I just got some Government Cheese, but I'm not gonna make a grill cheese sandwich cause it gave me the runs last time I ate it.

by Pattye Anderson, MSN, APRN, NFNP, LNC, PHN November 13, 2005

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Cheese mummies

When you jizz in your mouth

-Dude I was jerking off earlier and I hit the Cheese Mummies!
-Oh damn dude how did it taste?

by Smau November 24, 2017

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clap dem cheeks

To engage in intercourse with a female from the rear while simultaneously striking her buttocks (i.e. "clapping").

Veronica has a tight ass, I want to clap dem cheeks

by AnonJudicator April 6, 2010

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noob cheese

a really cheesy noob. someone who majorly lacks common sense and intelligence to the point where they are almost retarded.

guy: damn that blonde girl was a real noob cheese.
guy 2: yeah, im pretty sure i saw her trying to take a shit in the sink.

by noobynoobnoob December 28, 2009

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Big Cheese

Someone knowledgeable and/or of importance and high standing in an area or feild.

1. Stop addressing me as "Dr. Cox" in front of your patients. When they find out my actual name, they tend to page me with questions when they realize just exactly how inept you really are. Oh, and as an added safety measure, from now on, I'll only be responding to "Doc," "Doctor," "Ceasar," or "The Big Cheese;" and noooo, I'm _not_ joking.

2. My dad can get us on the moon within the hour. He's a big cheese at NASA...

by NapalmStxToKids July 24, 2008

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