chepster

A person who so cheap you can't explain with words. So you use chepster instead

John: You are chepster you bought the cheapest snacks.
Sal: I am a chepster.

by The Big Mac February 16, 2017

Chapster

The term used to describe one of Sir.YALDYKing’s fellows

Hello there Chapster, have you seen YALDYKing at all today?

by YALDYKing January 16, 2021

Chapster

the term to describe someone who smacks their lips loudly, producing the "tsk" sound as they eat or talk, resulting in saliva shooting outta their mouths

GOD, the Chapster that is my coworker is eating like a hog again, even earplugs can't drown out the noise his mouth is making.

by Tetrabon March 17, 2024

Cheaster

A portmanteau of the words “cheater” and “Easter.”

A cheaster is a Christian who only goes to church on:
Christmas
Ash Wednesday
Palm Sunday
Easter

“We better get to Christmas Mass earlier than we do on Sundays because all the cheasters will be there to hog up the pews.”

by Facebook Zombie July 3, 2025

chapter crap

when you can't quite squeeze one out in its entirety, so you wipe up come back to it later to finish it off.

Bill: Man, I had the worst chapter crap ever last night; it took over four hours!

Francis: Thats terrible!

by Major Broseph January 26, 2009

Chapter Gap

The difference between how far it is to the end of the chapter and how far it is to your stop/station on public transport.

I'm not going to start the next part of my book, the chapter gap is too short.

by element 24789 February 18, 2009

Chapter 16 Bankruptcy

When a hotel or resort that offers all inclusive pricing can no longer afford to run their business as a direct result of Matt drinking all of their liquor.

Matt went down to Punta Cana and got so fucked up he put those motherfuckers in Chapter 16 bankruptcy.

by MattTheFuckingHat March 28, 2009