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Cullenoscopy

Act of having twilight bull!@$#$%@#%@#%@$%
shoved up your ass

Girlfriend drags your ass to go see ptwilight. Girlfriend then trys to live life by the book. Screws you over because she thinks she found her Edward Cullen and then she explains everything to you in relation to the book.
"Cullenoscopy"
Her:Hes like my Edward Cullen
You: wtf?
Her: Your more like the Werewolf in the relationship
You: I'm a loner ass indian?
Her: its Destiny
You: *wonder if anyone else has delt with this bullshit*
You: *go insane and loose hope for the human race*
by cycotiK January 17, 2009
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Celler_Cat

A synonym for spam. As in !@##$$^#@#$&&* etc.

Celler_Cat was orignated in the 1980s when a cat sat on a cell phone and texted random signs.
Bob: UGH stop the celler_cat!
by yoman5555 July 11, 2010
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splinter celling

verb; The act of behaving like a Splinter Cell.
This usually involves doing acrobatics such as split jumps, rolls, pole climbs, and others. It can also refer to someone who is "assassinating" a member of society.
Guy 1: Man, I was splinter celling down the hallway and I hurt my shoulder pretty bad.

OR

Guy 1: Hey, look at that guy splinter celling that priest over there.
Guy 2: Sucks to be them.
by Scott McG January 4, 2009
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Edward Cullen

A sparkly vampire from the Twilight series who falls in love with Bella Swan.
by ewalk316 December 2, 2009
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Edward Cullen

1. The hottest vampire ever

2.a great butt kicker

3.a great boyfriend

4. Part of an
amazing family
Bella: Edward Cullen is my boyfriend

Bella’s friend: I don’t like that

Bella: I don’t give a crap what you think
by Twilightgirl124 January 12, 2019
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A school where nobody heard of until you get there seems pretty good from the outside. A place where there is a synagogue church and mosque are all on the same block. Right next to the hood. People from all over the world. Where the fucking school calls your parents everytime your late to class. Where the teachers have a fat ass and wear what ever the fuck they want. Try to make us a smart school but the zoned people there are retarded. Bitches suck dick in the stairs and lots of feens there also. All in all a crazy experience. Except the gang shit.
William Cullen Bryant High School is amazing
by The real deal :) January 30, 2020
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Dirty Cullen

When two homosexuals experiment with a female partner in bed while in possession of a jewish person.
Dude me and doyle did a dirty cullen.
by jackbutterstick March 26, 2021
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