Dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

The greatest insult ever.

Person 1: You're gay
Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

by Confusingmonkey April 27, 2010

White Castle

When you build a sand castle on some girl's tits and then, when finished building, proceed to Tittyfuck her, covering the castle in your cum. Thus, a white castle.

Guy #1: I went to the beach with my girlfriend last night.

Guy #2: Really? What'd you two do?

Guy #1: I gave her a fucking White Castle that's what we did!

Guy #2: Oh shit! That is aaaaawwwwwwwweeeeesssssoooommmmeeeeee!

by DarknessOni69 January 27, 2009

Storming the Castle

Having forceful (yet consensual)relations with another.

He stormed my castle all night, and it was so good, I'm not walking right tomorrow!
She gave me the green light, I'll be storming the castle tonight...

by StefaniaDarling June 23, 2015

The princess is in another castle

1) The event in which you expect a female, only to get something else (like a dude) instead, especially in the case of dating a transvestite or someone similar. The phrase originates from Super Mario Bros., where instead of getting the princess at the end of all but the last castle, you end up rescuing a Toad instead.

2) The event in which a female does not show up at the appointed place and/or time.

Male 1: "Dude, I went out with this one bitch, only to realize she was really a guy!" Male 2: "Haha, the princess is in another castle!"

by Ilikesex12 December 14, 2009

Haunt one's castle

When someone disturbs you when you just wish your piece of mind. At home, at work, at a pub or anywhere else... Actually can mean your place.

- Can I buy you a drink?
Haunt one's castle . . .

- No, thanx. I had a bad day today. I just wanna be alone now.

- C'mon, just one drink.

_ Stop haunting my castle and leave me alone. What part of " I just wanna be alone you don't understand?!

by William Warney January 16, 2011

sand castle

When Banging a girl from behind and on the beach. You spit on her back just before you blow your load and as she turns around you blow it in her face then throw sand in her face and call out,"Sand Csstle Biatch!"

I had to "Sand Castle" that biatch to get her off these nuts.

by Mikey February 17, 2005

Hustle Castle

A game of war and awesomeness with lit graphics and hot girls.

Must play.

-Dude have you downloaded Hustle Castle
- Yeah, got two people banging in the living room
-hopefully the kid has good classes

by TheSubtleBitch June 17, 2018