Carl Wheezer

The all-mighty croissant overlord, as well as the man who will get Jimmy's Mom.

Has 578 allergies, but can still eat ANYTHING.

Hey, Jimmy's mom? Carl Wheezer is pretty fine eh?

by Shrek_The_Second May 8, 2023

Carl Wheezer

God's most powerful being

"Oh Carl Wheezer," "Carl Wheezer christ!"

by Sirkenneth of thirds August 2, 2022

Carl Hinel

the simple act of rubbing your beard on your neighbors groin and/or grundle while purring like a kitten.

Ray Kraft gave Maria a Carl Hinel late last night while Billy and Mikey watched in amazement!

by John Casselberry April 3, 2009

Carl-Johan

Carl-Johan is a male name (based on a king) and is very popular in Sweden. Carl-Johan is such a romantic and guy with his partner. love from a Carl-Johan is very special.. He looks very tough but is calm and harmonic inside. He is very loving, has a big heart and cares for everyone..if you break his heart.. he will be very sad.. if you are kind to him, he can show you love like no other.. You are a lucky person if u have a connection with a Carl-Johan.

You see that guy.. He's a Carl-Johan

by Everyone_loves_it June 17, 2020

carl-hugo

A hell of a guy, and will also probably fuck you up with his golf club. Carl-Hugo is a sexy beast who everyone thinks is gay but in reality he gets hella bitches.

*guy 1* you heard about that guy Carl-Hugo?
*guy 2* yeah, I heard he fucked that girl Britney last night!
*guy 1* no homo bro but like he’s really sexy.
*guy 2* yeah bro I know.

by VibeChecker420 January 16, 2020

carl steamer

Someone shits on ur face and sits on it rocking back and forth like a steam roller.

She asked for a hot Carl and I surprised her with a Carl steamer instead.

by Hrwhitedog August 23, 2016

Carls Odlingar

A group of fellow members. It was a cult and good. One day one of the members betrayed Carls Odlingar. Since then it has been destroyed by the evil forces !

i remember Carls Odlingar, it was so awsome!

by Knut the wizzard November 28, 2019