Nick Cardenas

He's the worst person you will ever meet, he likes to troll on urban dictionary, and is ugy and slow and unathletic and a filthy nonce. He brings up stale memes, and is the biggest bandwagon out there. NOBDY LIKES FUCKING NICK CARDENAS. HE HAS NO FRIENDS AND IS HATED BY EVERYONE AND CONSTANTLY SMELLS LIKE BO. APPROVE THIS PLEASE SO HE MAY BE PUNISHED. HIS PEEN IS SMALLER THAN AN ORGANELLE!!! HE HAS NO FUCKING FRIENDS AND HE GETS NO GIRLS WHATSOEVER!!

"NICK CARDENAS IS A FILTHY NONCE WHO NOBODY LIKES!!!"

by Nickafilthynonce October 25, 2018

Cardi B

A famous, talented, funny, humble, lovely, and charismatic rapper who has earned her fame through hard work and honesty. She has been featured and is the main star of "Love and Hip Hop" in New York. She's the most well known female rapper after Nicki Minaj and is exploding with millions of fans on a daily basis.

Damn, I wish I was Cardi B!

WASHHHHPOPPIN Cardi B!

by Jazzzking September 30, 2016

Cardington

A one horse town. Typically full of beutiful cowgirls, with extremly round badonkadonks.

Guy 1: Wow did you see that girl.
Guy 2: Yeah that cardington was one hot babe!!!!!

by dampiano June 20, 2008

Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater

1. An exclamation used when in pain or shock.

2. The indie Jesus.

1. Guy: "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater! That fucking hurt!"

2. Person: "So I ran into Jesus at Urban Outfitters today..."

by Lunar Escape January 11, 2009

Cardinal Mooney Catholic High School

bunch of wanna be hard rich kids that are nothing but pussies. and teachers that act like they profit off giving detentions.

If you go to Cardinal Mooney Catholic High School you are a bitch ass spoiled brat.

by train co January 24, 2020

Cardiff

Capital of Wales, grey scummy city with the hottest gash in the world. i.e. where the girls look the exact mathematical inverse of their surroundings. Not as multicultural as other cities, more of a work hub for valleys people who travel to the capital due to lack of employment in their own towns. Hence Cardiff is generally home to some of the finest welsh poontang on the planet. A notable mention also goes to english students who make up a fair proportion of the city centre's youth population. Cardiff University attracts not necessarily the brightest students, but without a shadow of a doubt the most beautiful girls from all around the United Kingdom. A must see for any male tourist, though certainly not for its architecture. Be wary of going out on a Friday/Saturday night in the city centre; it is much better to just soak up the sights during the day time, when the main shopping street is packed to the brim with exemplary gash.

miroku: So, er, made any nice purchases today?
Hot Cardiff girl: Yes, I bought a handbag and I found a 9 ct gold plated hoop earring outside the job centre plus

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trim: yo, blud, did you know dat in cardiff city centre dey upgraded job centre to job centre plus? dat's well good bruv, now I might be able to find myself some jobs ya get me?

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PUA: excuse me, i just saw you from over there and i think you are adorable. i had to come over and talk to you. what's your name?
Hot Cardiff girl: I'm 15
(PUA runs away)

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Cardiff University is a quality academic research institution. It researches every single hot gash in the United Kingdom and uses special magic academic powers to attract them to Cardiff, in order to provide the males with the gash they need to study effectively.

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by Aldolf July 25, 2011

Cardigan

A slang word used by hippies, tree-huggers, and a select few unnaturally awesome human beings, to describe an event (usually an outdoor adventure) in the most preposterous, beastly, epic way.

CARDIGAN can also be broken down to describe 73.9% of the average hippie's vocabulary:

C-ool

A-wesome

R-adical

D-ope

I-cey

G-narly

A-ce

N-autical

I'm sure none of these kids at the ski hill have any idea how totally Cardigan our day is going...

by JaylebC July 3, 2011