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Canadian Hunter

Relatively cheap Canadian whiskey that equates to the poor man's Crown Royal. Pretty good with a mixer, but if you're thinking about drinking this shit straight, then you're an idiot. Consume too much and you'll probably end up walking around town in the middle of the night, no matter the temperature, and waking up with a serious headache.
Why should I pay out the ass for Crown when I have this perfectly good 10 dollar bottle of Canadian Hunter?
by jshrubz September 7, 2010
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Canadian Dinner Jacket

A work jacket or flannel that has been well worn and thoroughly beat up.
Man #1 : Why doesn't Chris get a new Carhartt? The one he has is old and dirty.

Man #2 : What, you don't like his Canadian Dinner Jacket?
by stronghands March 19, 2008
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Canadian Shocker

Similar to the conventional shocker, but as an added surprise, stick you hand in a snowbank and hold it there for 5 before performing.
"How you'd get frost-bite down THERE?!"

"Marc gave me a canadian shocker."
by WiggyTheCanuck January 18, 2010
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Canadian Football

Canadian football is very similar to American football. The main difference is that with Canadian rules there are only three downs. Canadian football is also played on a wider field and has one man more on the field than American. On offence there are two slot backs rather than a tight end. A field goal is also a live ball in Canadian football and can be returned for a touchdown if missed.
Canadian and American football are the greatest sports in the world. Love the gridiron!
by left4ded April 13, 2005
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montreal canadiens

The Montreal Canadiens have by far the most interesting and most glorious history of any NHL team. While they have failed to live up to their legacy recently(mostly thanks to poor forwards who don't score enough and less than solid goaltending from propecia guy), you just can't argue against a team that has won 24 Stanley Cups and that has a rich history of great players like Maurice Richard, Guy Lafleur ,etc .... etc.... The Canadiens also happen to have the best fans in the league. The Leafs may have more fans but the Habs have the better fans. Bell Centre's always full. Most of the fans don't act like total morons and most importantly, they're respectful of other teams (except Leafs but they suck)
The Montreal Canadiens swept their most recent two-game series against the Leafs and also outscored them 11-3 when combining both games. Some Leafs fans were seen crying when they left the Bell Centre wondering how the almighty Leafs could lose agains t a team that has good coaching and a real goaltender like Huet. Leafs fans really need to convert. Also to them I say, the Habs may not have won the cup since 1993 but that's still way better than 1967.
by Dr.Cain April 28, 2006
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Canadian History

When a man engages in a sexual act with a bull moose. The man will attempt to insert the moose's antlers in his anal cavity while drinking Grey Goose vodka out of the Stanley Cup.
Dude, after watching the Colbert Report I totally did some Canadian History. It was wicked awesome!
by S.M.Xiong24 February 4, 2010
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Canadian army

Something that Canadians are smart enough not to let their government have a big one of.
Throughout their history Canadians have opposed a large peacetime standing army, which is why the Canadian army is so small. In WWII, though, over a tenth of the population was under arms.
by PBrain September 20, 2005
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