by Light Joker April 06, 2005
Can-Coon (can`cun) n., 1. A person of African American decsent who scavenges scrap metal for financial gain. 2. Black person/ urban democrat that collects discarded aluminum cans.
by Dan Naga February 13, 2011
1. A can of curve-shaped potato chips that come in an aluminum can.
2. Rumored to be the same size of Shaq's penis.
2. Rumored to be the same size of Shaq's penis.
by Kadafi September 10, 2005
Instead of a vagina your putting your dick into, it's a Monster Energy drink can. putting your erected dick through the drinks pop-top and trying to pull out when your dicks skin is in pain due to it grazing the sharp metal.
Nurse: Sir, what's wrong with his penis?
Doctor: He tried to Sex Can...
Nurse: What's Sex Can?
Doctor: You don't wanna know
Doctor: He tried to Sex Can...
Nurse: What's Sex Can?
Doctor: You don't wanna know
by PythonSNICKERS January 06, 2019
by Sabal Laiwalayam July 16, 2010
Johnny says to his Friend Sidney "Hey man , i havent had my share of pink sandwich in months ". Sidney replies "Try My vag-in-a-can" . "Whats a vag-in-a-can" Demands Johnny. "Its a can shaped vagina that you can penetrate !! , all u have to do is give it a wipe down and put it back in your draw ;)"
by Johnny ;) January 16, 2009
by BigChodus September 13, 2019