Callum

The type of guy that will do anything for a primal shotgun in Fortnite. Even murder his pets

Callum: GIVE ME PRIMAL SHOTGUN

Joe: SUCK MY DICK

Callum: *kills*

by CALLUMWANTSIT March 19, 2021

Callum

Callum is a truly amazing person, if you ever do get to meet them. A confident and kind person, who is lovely to spend time with and is someone whom you can get together with and have a nice time.

Friends: “Ladies watch out, Callum’s about!”

by Callum Wyatt April 6, 2021

Callum hathway

Goon master edge session very goon edging

callum hathway was gooning

by sigmamaleedgmaster June 4, 2024

Callum

Short guy that plays games and makes Youtube videos at school. In fact, he is sitting next to me uploading a Youtube video right now. Weirdo.

Stop playing games in class Callum!

by Big Zaddy Arki Papi September 13, 2022

Callum realist

A real g who’s like a brother

Callum realist is like a brother to me

by Johnjc September 27, 2019

Callum

A skater boy who is always caring. He is mainly shy and you need to get to know him to really gain his trust. He is very quiet and wears Vans and has long, blonde hair.

“Hey, have you seen Callum?” ~ Kid 1
“Yeah, I want to get to know him, he seems lonely. ” ~ Kid 2

by aeros December 7, 2019

Callum

Hippopotamus

Callum is a hippopotamus fat animal that eats shit

by Callum hater April 25, 2020