California Rape Whistle

The sound made by air passing over a recently stretched anal cavity. Much like the sound of wind over the mouth of a beer bottle, but with more shame.

Tom: What was that noise?

Kevin: Tyler just walked by. He had his head down, so I think he got a new California Rape Whistle.

Tom: Oh. Makes sense.

by Kevy Metall March 5, 2012

califoreigner

Citizens of the once great state of California are actually mostly foreigners, making white folks the vast minority. This also accounts for the fact that the state always chalks up 55 electoral votes for the liberals every stinking election.

I was trying to drive thru LA, but kept being cut off by califoreigners. These califoreigners are making the state unsafe for white folks.

by alchoholicanonymous March 30, 2015

california eyes

comparable to "bedroom eyes."

that girl is giving me serious california eyes.

by problematicjax July 5, 2017

California Cut

This term explains a strategic driving tactic used by motorists who have little to no patience. Performed during rush hour or anytime with heavy traffic...upon exiting a freeway or trying to enter a turning lane the driver cruises by hundreds of waiting cars and then slips in at the last possible second.

Passenger: "Ah man, this exit is backed up for a mile!"

Driver: "Don't worry, I'll bust a California Cut on these fools!"

by Justin Baxter March 19, 2008

California earmuffs

(N): large headphones (such as skullcandies) worn as casual accessories, oftentimes while not even connected to an mp3 player; they appear to be earmuffs because of their large size.

person a: "Hey look at Jaimee wearing her California earmuffs. SHE LOOKS SO COOOL!"

person b: "Naww dude she's old news. Everyone's tired of her. She doesn't even play music on them! She just walks around with them on. AND ITS NOT EVEN COLD."

by 4n4nn1 March 24, 2011

California Interstate

Sticking a toy car into a girl's vagina

After raiding his Hot Wheel collection he gave his sister a California Interstate

by J-Beize April 30, 2009

California Stroll

The slow pace that west-coasters walk at, unaware that they are moving so slowly until they encounter someone from anywhere else (with the exception of Hawaii, where they move even SLOWER, sometimes not making it down the street for days). The California Stroller may attempt to keep up with faster-paced out-of-state or international friends, but finds that they will only hurt their legs or slip on some form of frozen water, which apparently is a wide-spread natural disaster happening at certain times of the year for those not lucky enough to live south of the Holy-Snap-That's-Cold Line. California Strollers are often yards behind non-Californians and constantly block sidewalks. They claim this is because they like to enjoy the scenery.

She was doing a California Stroll, so it took us three hours to cross the street.

by California Stroller December 11, 2010