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ontario, california

Ontario is the fancy ghetto. We're a little bit of everything can be found. The fancy, the average, the poor and the bumb under the 60 freeway. It's we're shootings happen that no one ever hears about and the suicides no one cares about.
Let's go to Ontario, California ese!
Nah wuey. It's scary there!
by Marii_909 September 11, 2016
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california girls

Typical stereotypes :
#1 super hot, popular, rich
#2 stupid, fake, self-centered
Reality:
they are basically just normal girls. They are sometimes tan because of the sun, and sometimes they are good-looking- They could also be stupid, smart, cute, funny, serious, nice, mean, weird, laid-back, active, or anything any other girl on the planet is. There are farms in California , snowy mountains, desert, lakes, and many other environments, CA is definitely diverse. No they are not all like those people on those so called "reality" shows. In fact only a very, very small population of CA girls are like that. Also the majority of CA girls have brown hair. Not as many girls as you would think girls have blonde hair in CA, and even when they have blonde hair they are RARELY ever stupid.
I've lived in California all my life.

some dude: California is awesome all those hot blondes that surf.

some other jerk-face: Oh those stupid California girls they are just so fake.

an actual Californian: Have you guys even been to California? You watch MTV don't you...
by DaydayEB August 18, 2012
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California Border Hop

A prank originating in Maryland to be performed during sexual intercourse.

YOU NEED:
-A girl, preferably one who is willing to have sex with you.
-A friend
-A room with a closet and a window.

WHAT YOU DO:
Step 1: Make your friend hide in the closet.
Step 2: Convince the girl to have sex with you while looking out the window.
Step 3: During intercourse, the friend silently comes out from the closet and you switch with him. Unbeknownst to her, your friend is now having sex with the girl.
Step 4: Go outside, in view of the window, and wave at your girl.
-CAUTION-
It is quite likely that performing the California Border Hop will put your friend's penis will soon be in peril and his face may soon have a red hand mark imprinted on it.
by thiswasforthelulz August 12, 2009
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california

Is where you should say your're from because everyone loves California. Just say "I'm from California" when you're out of the Country.
Tourist: I'm from California.
French Women: OHH we we! I love California with thier palmtrees and surfer dudes. Kiss me!
by it's all good April 1, 2005
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california fling

A sexual adventure free of hassles, commitments or drama. Something light and fun filled.
by AnaJP October 6, 2006
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Lick your calf over

Look at this floor! You've mopped, and there's still dirty spots in the floor! Come over here and Lick Your Calf over!
by Joel Childers May 22, 2008
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Cali

Cali:
A main city in the beautiful country of colombia. It is known for being the salsa capital of the world.
Yo bro that salsa concert in cali was crazy. No wonder they call it the salsa capital of the world.
by Andre305 August 16, 2007
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