a person who gets famous from one thing, then refuses to even look at it and silences all mention of it.
Guy 1: I'm not really that into Twitch anymore, I think I'll move on.
Guy 2: Are you stupid!? Twitch MADE you, nobody cares about your other shit, man.
Guy 1: idc dude I wanna do this stuff instead
Guy 2: You really gonna be a Calamituff.
Guy 1: yea now never bring my past up again.
Guy 2: *only talks about past with Twitch*
Guy 2: Are you stupid!? Twitch MADE you, nobody cares about your other shit, man.
Guy 1: idc dude I wanna do this stuff instead
Guy 2: You really gonna be a Calamituff.
Guy 1: yea now never bring my past up again.
Guy 2: *only talks about past with Twitch*
by not enough definitions here November 8, 2020
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a secret way of calling someone a bitch, kinda like a code name for a crush but it’s a code name for a bitch
“hey jess is being a calamoogi be careful”
“ok i’m glad nobody knows what that means or we would be in deeps shit.”
“ok i’m glad nobody knows what that means or we would be in deeps shit.”
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Having her lamb innocently reveal itself in front of da entire class was indeed embarrassing to Mary, but fortunately her teacher was a good-natured sort who took said minor mishap in stride and even laughed heartily about it, and so da incident was much less of a calambity than it might have been.
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