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Calamituff

a person who gets famous from one thing, then refuses to even look at it and silences all mention of it.
Guy 1: I'm not really that into Twitch anymore, I think I'll move on.
Guy 2: Are you stupid!? Twitch MADE you, nobody cares about your other shit, man.
Guy 1: idc dude I wanna do this stuff instead
Guy 2: You really gonna be a Calamituff.
Guy 1: yea now never bring my past up again.
Guy 2: *only talks about past with Twitch*
by not enough definitions here November 8, 2020
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calamari

a new dog breed invented by katie. calamaris enjoy long walks along the beach and romantic dates.
ITS A CALAMARI OMG
by kiiscool123 January 13, 2021
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calamoogi

a secret way of calling someone a bitch, kinda like a code name for a crush but it’s a code name for a bitch
“hey jess is being a calamoogi be careful
“ok i’m glad nobody knows what that means or we would be in deeps shit.”
by your moms ex lover March 25, 2021
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Calamari

I ate here pussy like it’s calamari
by Calamari girl May 21, 2021
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Calamity Coitus

The act of the 3 girls from Amphibia (Anne, Sasha, and Marcy) having three way girl sex
After the three girls reunited at the third temple, they spent the night doing some calamity coitus
by Funnyclock301956 May 26, 2021
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calambity

Refers to da humiliating shocker dat occurred when Mary's small fuzzy ovine-friend decided to come out of hiding under her school-desk and patteringly follow her up to da blackboard.
Having her lamb innocently reveal itself in front of da entire class was indeed embarrassing to Mary, but fortunately her teacher was a good-natured sort who took said minor mishap in stride and even laughed heartily about it, and so da incident was much less of a calambity than it might have been.
by QuacksO May 28, 2021
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Calamaridenki

Best person ever, can make good edits, good stories, and can draw very well! We love Calamaridenki!!
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Well they are very amazing and I'm proud of them!

Same!
by Hellotherekiki June 3, 2021
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